Mars condemns deep frying...

Expected signs of extraterrestrial intelligent life.

Left disappointed.

 

Signs of terrestrial intelligent life might be a start.

 

Banning the great Scottish National delicacy, from a land of such great cullinary traditions like the Haggis - you can get a deep-fried Haggis at just about any chippie - so why not the deep-fried MarsBar?

 

The right to fry anything will be in the new Scotish bill of rights.
Mmmmmmm deep fried pizza.

 

A deep-fried Alec Salmond should go down a storm.

 

Maybe I lead a sheltered life but I've never seen anywhere deep fry a mars bar in Scotland. Now that haggis supper on the last train home from Glasgow after a night out with the lads is a different matter. mmmmm

 

I have managed for quite some time, to stay well clear of deep fried Haggis, Black Pudding, White Pudding, Sausage, Chip Steak suppers and various other produce of the humble chippie, bar the very occasional chip roll or fish supper.

 

I didn't realise deep-fried Mars Bar was a Scottish delicacy?! They'll do them here in Birmingham too, you just have to provide your own frozen Mars Bar....

 

I found deep fried Mars bars in chippies all over the north of England also, so it's not just a Scottish thing, my biggest gripe with northern chippies? They had no clue what a saveloy was!!!

 

I heard they don't really do chippy sauce outside of Edinburgh, but I find this hard to believe.

 

... snickers have peanuts... and they're satisfying... just read the label, it'll tell ya.

 

WTH is "chippy sauce"?

 

Don't know about you but I kinda gave up hope.

 

Not long back, I went into a chippy in Newcastle and asked for a battered sausage. The guy looked at me like I was insane!!

 

When I was on holiday in the UK a few weeks ago my first meal when I landed was battered sausage, chips and Yorkshire Caviar

 

I think it's usually a mix of sauces, so ketchup and mayo, or mayo and American mustard and the like. I'm thinking along the lines of 'burger sauce' for chips.

Unless it's curry sauce? As in the sauce you get from a chippy?

 

A (battered) mars a day helps you clog your arteries, double your weight, rot your teath, shock your mates, scares your doctor, oh yeah and helps you work rest and play!

 

whats next the pie companies complaining about a pie in a barm cake? mind you they do battered chips around here.