How to develop my body to look like Megatron?

Im wondering if you guys and girls could help me out?

Ive been watching some clips of the new transformers film and im wanting to develop my body to look like megartons.

If anyone has a good fitness program and nutrition info it would be great if you could help me out!

Here is a picture of megatron;

 

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Lock this now...H has gone totally doolally....

 

I'm thinking cybernetic implants and Ross Enamait's Infinite Intensity program.

 

ROTMFFLMMFAO!!!

 

Yeah, what he said!

 

Squat, deadlift and military press. Eat protein.

 

And take iron supplements. LOTS of iron supplements

 

1. Put on Ruby Slippers
2. Say "there's no place like home"
3. Take off Ruby Slippers
4. Hit yourself in the head with the slippers until you fall unconscious.
5. Dream about being a giant robot.

 

That's it GC!

You are definately going to have to come down and clean the milk off my keyboard and monitor! Cheeky monkey. :love:

 

Awww, my pleasure. Glad you liked it!

 

Step 1: Find power tools
Step 2: Find large amounts of metal
Step 3: Using power tools attach metal
Step 4: ???
Step 5: You are megatron

Somewhat easier than ruby slippers

 

yeah, but my steps take into account the fantasyland Hiroji has finall entered

 

Maybe step 4 IS the ruby slippers?!?

 

I dunno H, maybe go down to the comic book store and see if they have a (latex) megatron suit?

 

Exercise 8 hours a day, eat a lot of iron and other metals. Snack on steel instead fatty foods. Once you get there you'll need some gun-metal paint or powder coating to make you darker

 

You are going to want to start your regimen with a daily vehicular enema. Start with economy class cars and work up.

 

Squats and Milk!!!

 

Forget milk, he'll need hydraulic oil.

 

Why would you want to look like megatron? Megatron doesn't even look like megatron. Anyone can see that that picture is all CG and photoshop.

That's just some shiny Hollywood version of megatron. The real megatron had lots of wires coming out of his chest and all over his arms and legs, and he was much more scrappy.

 

Squats and deadlifts, then eat plenty of nails and WD40.