zombie training

So does anyone train in martial arts to learn effective ways to kill a zombie?

 

I killed 3 witches last night. I used tai chi & aikido because you move like water which makes them just melt away!

Last week I killed a werewolf.

 

I do..... I have killed two on the street, it's a "street effective" slayer style......

 

i killed superman... twice

 

please tell me your being sarcastic???? and not some nerd who wants to have a ninja vs zombie war, i pray for us all.... if you are being serious, i imadgine a good baseball bat swipe to the cranium would put any zombie out of action better than any sword, after all, you have to be bloody good to decapitate.....your silly.

regards

Tommy

 

no im serious, i really did kill superman... twice

 

lol are you by some chance a horse?

 

Street zombies are pretty tough. You don't want a fight with them to get hand to hand. Instead you should allways have a flame thrower with you. Or some large blade. Those are good too.

 

geez, i can't believe people still walk around outside, i just fly around in my B52 packed with hydrogen bombs and drop em at any zombies i see, and all casualties would have ended up dead anyway

 

i would say the best MA for zombies is the art of kabumei

 

Dire Straits kills zombies. i saw it in a film once.

 

A bow and a bunch of flaming arrows for long-range and a chainsaw for close range combat.

 

WOW! Where's the local dojo?

 

also, if u get bitten by a zombie be sure to go to your inventory and use the Green Herb:

It works in the resident evil games which were based on a true story... it happened to a friend of a friend of mine, serious

 

i could go for some "green herb" bout now

 

I saw a while ago a hilarious movie called "Zombie vs. Ninja". It was ridiculously bad.

Most of it was a movie about a young man learning kung fu from an undertaker to avenge his father's death at the hand of a cruel crime lord. All the while, in a totally different place (so different that it was not even filmed with a similar camera), a white plastic garbage bag ninja battles against hordes of black plastic garbage bag ninjas. The characters of the two parts of the movie never appear in the same shots, nor do they even seem to be in the same place when they're supposed to be, making it so ridiculously obvious that they added the ninjas simply to make the film cooler.

So you might be wondering where are the zombies, in all that, right? Well, the undertaker kung fu master animates corpses to make practice dummies for him and his young apprentice. That's the extent to which zombies are actually relevant to a movie called "Zombie vs. Ninja".

 

I usually sleep with them and not call them afterwards.... it kills them inside at least... :cry:


...now, how was THAT for going too far?!

 

omg i gotta see that, sounds so awesome :-o

 

I usually just get Richard Simmons in a wrist lock and manuever him around as a human shield while my vicious robot killer dog swims in from Hawaii with my laundry fresh and pressed with jello starch because I find sometimes regular starch makes them taste too sweet. Once my sensei told me you can make a great frappucino with gunpowder, thyme, oregano, and a lock of Justin Timberlake's hair, and I nibbled on my tea while I stood in front of Barbara Streisands house protesting the vietnam war in my spiderman underoos...

*fumbles for hoimun-itis vaccine, jams needle into arm* I personally like stopping zombies with my rendition of Michael Jackson's Thriller dance.

*throws arms up from one side to the other while stepping* CUZ THIS IS THRILLAAAAAH!

 

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omg, this is soooo not fair...
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