Worst movie you've ever seen?

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  1. inacan

    inacan New Member

    I liked "Four Rooms" somewhat, wasn't the best movie ever, wasn't the worst by a longshot. The Antonio Banderas part was good, and Quentin Tarantino was decent.

    I liked Fargo too!

    I guess we should break it down into catagories;

    Worst Martial Art Movie: Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
    Worst Comedy: Bicentennial Man
    Worst Action Film: Fire Down Below
    Worst Drama: Beloved
    Worst Sci Fi: Star Trek: Insurrection/Star Trek: Generations
     
    inacan, Sep 17, 2003
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  2. Virtuous

    Virtuous New Member

    Fargo was great
    The Cube was fun, Hypercube sucked
    Vanilla Sky was just too damn long for such a cheesy ending
    Tom Cats was a worthless comedy

    Fire Down Below, was there ever a Steven Sigel movie worth watching?
     
    Virtuous, Sep 17, 2003
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  3. inacan

    inacan New Member

    Under Seige 1 was pretty good, and I always liked "On Deadly Ground" for some odd reason (could be Michael Caine, could be the natural beauty...could just be that it was Seagal not playing a NY Cop).
     
    inacan, Sep 17, 2003
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  4. Martial Sloth

    Martial Sloth New Member

    Ah, with out a doubt...."Kevin and Perry go large" followed closely by "Freddie got fingered"!!
     
    Martial Sloth, Sep 17, 2003
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  5. David

    David Mostly AFK, these days

    Lol, I liked Kevin and Perry.

    Thought of another unbearable one for me: Hero.

    xplasma, my Cube is going t the charity shop.

    -David
     
    David, Sep 17, 2003
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  6. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    No, it was not produced by fundamentalists. It was produced by the Trinity Broadcast Network. Not the same. But indeed, this movie was bad. I could only sit through part of it.
     
    aikiMac, Sep 17, 2003
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  7. KenpoDavid

    KenpoDavid Working Title

    TBN are not fundamentalists? I think you are mistaking TBN for TBS!

    fun·da·men·tal·ism
    An organized, militant Evangelical movement originating in the United States in the late 19th and early 20th century in opposition to Protestant Liberalism and secularism, insisting on the inerrancy of Scripture.


    From their website:

    That's about as fundamentalist as you can get...
     
    KenpoDavid, Sep 17, 2003
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  8. pgm316

    pgm316 lifting metal

    My worst is currently a Donnie Yen film or however you spell his name, I was expecting decent fighting, but it was boring and very unrealistic looking static Wing Chun looking stuff. And the rest of the film was just as bad, over cooked Hong Kong stuff, nobody could part a car normally without doing a Jim Carrey style handbrake turn it into a parking space. 10 out of 10 on the suckometor..............
     
    pgm316, Sep 17, 2003
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  9. aikiMac

    aikiMac aikido + boxing = very good Moderator Supporter

    Ever watch who they put on TV? Ever watch when Paul and Jan Crouch are on TV? They ain't preaching what you copied their from their website. The first two points are disavowed. They actually preach against those first two points. Ergo, not fundamentalists. TBN and most of the people on that network are members of the "word of faith movement." There's overlap with fundamentalists, but it not the same thing.
     
    aikiMac, Sep 18, 2003
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  10. ratman

    ratman Valued Member

    the fantastic 4 movie( which never made it to the cinema but i had to download it anyway) Non of your movies can ever top that. Go on i dare you.

    Thats 2hrs of my life i ll never get back....EVER
     
    ratman, Sep 27, 2003
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  11. semphoon

    semphoon walk idiot, walk.

    I hate the Matrix and Matrix reloaded with a passion.
    I know a lot of people won't agree with me.
     
    semphoon, Sep 27, 2003
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  12. lilbear70

    lilbear70 New Member

    dispicable.boring.disappointing.forgettable.they'r e all here!

    both kill bill flix-stupid,dispicable,absurdly ridiculous depressing garbage.
    red planet-so boring,i literally dont remember one scene!
    men with brooms-a severely disappointing flick since i was anticipating something silly and hilarious.
    replicant-2nd worse vann damme flick.just flat out didnt dig his dumb guy role.
    black eagle-both,vann damme's and sho kosugi's worst flick of all time!for absolute certain!
    gone in 60 seconds(the 2000 version)-a severe disappointment.


    cant think of any more off hand.but,i guess that's just as well.
     
    lilbear70, Mar 5, 2006
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  13. namaste

    namaste New Member

    DATE MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!


    :woo:
     
    namaste, Mar 5, 2006
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  14. Alberta

    Alberta A legend in my own mind.

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    Alberta, Mar 5, 2006
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  15. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    Little Heroes 3.

    Think dumb and dumber, with a couple of doggy heroes to help the main characters and jokes that wouldn't make it into a cracker. I have no idea what the previous two films were like, and don't plan on finding out.

    Other 'gems' include-

    Battlefield Earth
    You got served
    Lawnmower man 2
    Police Academy: Mission to Moscow
    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
    Street Fighter
    Barb Wire
    Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot
    The Barbaric Beast of Boggy Creek, Part II
    Santa Claus conquers the Martians

    (I'm not making these up I promise!)
     
    Last edited: Mar 5, 2006
    Gary, Mar 5, 2006
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  16. Taff

    Taff The Inevitable Hulk

    Starship Troopers 2!

    Horrible, horrible film. Worst sequel ever?
     
    Taff, Mar 5, 2006
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  17. jsmith

    jsmith Valued Member

    Sandra Bullock in The Net

    "Help me, the internet stole my identity!"
     
    jsmith, Mar 5, 2006
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  18. Sever

    Sever Valued Member

    Dreamcatcher was pretty damn stinky, as was Battlefield Earth and any romantic comedy ever made
     
    Sever, Mar 5, 2006
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  19. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    I have seen those movies and wish I had not. Pure crap.

    What about the star-studded, ultra-long, implement of torture known as Wholly Moses? One-hundred and three excruciating minutes of failed comedy crap. The CIA uses this movie to extract confessions from people.

    This movie is so awful it will curdle your milk and wilt the lettuce if you put it in the bag with your groceries. It stinks so bad that veteran mortician's vomit when the seal on the movie is broken. When asked about this film Gene Shalet puked on the reporters shoes, Siskel and Ebert replied "We'd rather stick our thumbs up our backsides and suck on them then sit through that movie again."
     
    bcullen, Mar 5, 2006
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  20. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    I'll make an effort not to catch that sometime :D
     
    Gary, Mar 5, 2006
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