Wild accussation

I ate his gerbils with fava beans and a fine chiante

FA FA FA FA FA FA FA

 

finite monkey didn't like the taste because Richard Gere owned them first

 

Hannibal, on the other hand, LOVED the taste.

 

Only because Oddsbodskins milked the gerbils first and made a creamy sauce

Though come to think of it there were only male gerbils available

 

That cream whips better.

Finite monkey tried to disguise himself as a gerbil, but I was wise to his tricks!

 

Oddsbodskins can only catch the "special" gerbils.

 

JRG wistfull remembers his happy times spent as a special gerbil in the tender embrace of Odds

Alas all good things must come to an end and John is meerly a gerbil now and Odds has moved on to pastures new

 

Pastures? PASTURES? Now see here, I'm not some cattlefiddler, or horsetickler! I like to think I don't resort to such base pursuits!

Finitemonkey does of course, not an unfiddled cow or untickled horse for 40 miles round his house!

 

Oddsbodskins is the antichrist

That's a hamster.

 

Knight errant prefers the feel of hamsters

 

finite monkey is more like a baconster.

 

And Fish of Doom is really chees(e)ter.

 

rand was actually born in exeter

 

fishyofdoom is not fluffy anymore.

 

Blade is Fish of Doom's evil twin!

 

So does that mean Fish of Doom shaves his legs?! SEeeeeexxxy.

 

Fish is one tough dude...he waxes

Ero-Sennin does'nt get the rules of the thread!

 

I'm sorry if I'm so taken aback by the realization that an actual fantasy of mine may be true! Sheesh.

Finite Monkey is so critical of people that he won't allow any sort of deviance from any discussion because it causes him to feel like a :star:

 

Ero is finaly on the same page...way to go baldy!

 

How is that a wild accusation?

I would have you know I am currently bald, therefore your "accusation" is not wild!

Finite Monkey does not know how to play this game, and blames others for the same thing when they are overcome with infatuation for the shaved legs of another member of MAP!