Top/Favorite MMA fighters

i was offended when you told me to trust you on your picks for the lw division. maybe i'll trust you when you have my respect.

 

How was that offensive?

 

perhaps i wasn't offended, but it sounded like something of an instruction. state your opinions, but don't try to force them on me. if that's not what you meant by it, i'm sorry.

 

*group hug*

 

Knowing Trent he'll probably crush you so watch out

|Cain|

 

Hugging is the greatest submission hold.

-Karl Gotch.

 

salmon leaves a strange oily taste in one's mouth.
-david gaskins

 

And "Checking the Oil" is the greatest submission defense.
All you Grapplers know what I'm talking about.

 

sherdog has a copyright on ridiculously long threads about checking the oil. we can't actually do that.

 

I'm afraid Totality is right.

And we won't even bring up the Underground Forum.

 

how about the mental asylum? ironlife is actually pretty funny.

 

Tito Ortiz is a bum and a weasel of a fighter

 

Yeah, totally overrated as a mechanic as well.

 

Trent has caught a large dose of the correct

 

Hope i dont get flamed here; but whats 'checking the oil'?

My faves for many different reasons:

Kazushi Sakuraba
Mark Weir
Cro-cop
Carlos Newton
Igor Vovchanchyn


Bob Sapp vs Cro-cop was great seeing sapp on the floor like he was

 

It involves your bum.

 

Oooh hehe thank you... all falls into place when he says " taste of oil in his mouth"

 

that's not cool. don't make me kill someone.