Talk Like A Pirate Day

is he? really? Oops

 

Yeah, back off from the insults a bit guys. Getting a bit near the line.

 

The pope was asked by FHM which grooming products he used. Apparently you can't go far wrong with a bag of Haribo & a tube of Smarties

 

I tried that once, left my beard in a hell of a mess

 

I damn nearly blew a beer bubble through my nose then.

 

I too be fluffy beard

 

Shave your head and wear a fake disguise nose/glasses/moustache combo upside down. That would be awesome.

 

lol =]

true though. you are very fluffy