This is Some Funny Sh** The Guy's/Gal's Are Runin Neck & Neck 50/50 _______________________- Girl on a Bike Thats just Awsome Blown Motors Up Toilet seats ________________________- I've craking Up over this Site for 10 Min's _______________________- U Gal's / Guy's are Awsome Take care everyone.
Ok, I have to get in this one I AM WOMAN <Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us bitching about you leaving it down.> My man's mom trained him with good manners to do so <Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect present yet again!> He better not forget! I have spoken LOL <Sometimes we are not thinking about you girls. Live with it.> What ?!?!?!?!!? Boot to the head LOL <Saturday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.> Neither one of us like sports. <Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.> It's on my head. Tuff s**t. Mine is shoulder length (all one length anyhow). <Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.> Neither is Martial arts, but he takes it with me hehehehe <Crying is blackmail.> I say this to him .... wait. We are backwards. <Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!> That's obvious, guys <We men don't remember dates. Mark birthdays and anniversaries on a calendar. Remind us frequently beforehand.> You need a calander too?????? Sheesh. <Most guys own three pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?> I own two pairs. Got ya beat <Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.> How about you answer to me "yes Ma'am" ..... ot oh, I done martial arts too long LOL <A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.> What headache .... oops did I say that out loud?!?!?!?!? <Check your oil in the car. It does not get automatically topped up.! Please.> I do, and I fix my own car, too <If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.> Yea, right .... *cough* suck-up *cough* LOL <All men see in only 16 colors. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a colour. We have no idea what mauve is.> Me either. <If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.> When I say "nothing", that means "go away" <When we have to go out somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.> That's right, because I won't wear a dress. I wear the pants in the family (Tom-boy joke) <You have enough clothes.> Yep, I do. Three pairs of jeans, 7 t-shirts, 12 pairs of undies and socks, and 7 pull-overs, one jacket, two pairs of shoes, 2 doboks, and a washing machine <BEER is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.> I'd rather have the beer ..... I just answered a few or this could get ugly LOL.
<My man's mom trained him with good manners to do so > just another mommy's baby... ding bag... <He better not forget! I have spoken LOL> who said that meant before marriage?? <What ?!?!?!?!!? Boot to the head LOL> hmm that's hurts... <Neither one of us like sports> i don't like it too when...... <That's obvious, guys > u r a babeeee... <It's on my head. Tuff s**t. Mine is shoulder length (all one length anyhow).> good but they'll looks way better if they goes down below a44... <You need a calander too?????? Sheesh> see 2nd message... <I say this to him .... wait. We are backwards.> hmm... i told yea...mommy's baby... <How about you answer to me "yes Ma'am" ..... ot oh, I done martial arts too long LOL> it depends if elder than me... <That's right, because I won't wear a dress. I wear the pants in the family (Tom-boy joke)> pants?? u go topless?? <Yep, I do. Three pairs of jeans, 7 t-shirts, 12 pairs of undies and socks, and 7 pull-overs, one jacket, two pairs of shoes, 2 doboks, and a washing machine > then why u goin topless with pants only?? confused ... <I'd rather have the beer .....> oh cool, let's hav it then... I just answered a few or this could get ugly LOL. yup -TkdWarrior-
<just another mommy's baby... ding bag... > No, just strict cathloic mother (she scares me LOL .... in-laws) <who said that meant before marriage?? > We are not married <good but they'll looks way better if they goes down below a44...> Then grow your own <hmm... i told yea...mommy's baby...> Well this mommy's baby does laundry, dishes, scrubs the toilet, cooks, and vaccums (all the above is a guys worse nightmare). Who's the baby now? hehehehehe <it depends if elder than me...> How old are you? <pants?? u go topless?? > Nope <then why u goin topless with pants only?? confused ...> Only when we came home from class and he ripped my dobok top off ..... huh I won't go there hehehehe <I'd rather have the beer .....> oh cool, let's hav it then... Ok, I'll fly you buy You are too much TKD hehehehehe Funny guy.
<No, just strict cathloic mother (she scares me LOL .... in-laws)> <We are not married > seriously this seems contradicting...if u r not married u started calling in laws?? oh ok understood practice makes a man perfect <Then grow your own > i wouldn't mind but my babe will kill me for sure , her's around waist :love: <Well this mommy's baby does laundry, dishes, scrubs the toilet, cooks, and vaccums (all the above is a guys worse nightmare). Who's the baby now? hehehehehe> Wohoaa.... one heck of dude... lucky ***** <How old are you?> i m younger than u... Ma`am... if u count physical age... i m 21... but......someone told me that girls never grow old after sweet 16 <Ok, I'll fly you buy > deal then... <You are too much TKD hehehehehe Funny guy.> naw...ur response made me itch -TkdWarrior-
Hehehehe. You are silly Oh yea, I do feel lucky with my man. He is one in a million. We are not married because money. But we might as well be married. We live in the same house and share the "married" duties (except kids cause we don't have any yet). We train together, too (I created a monster!!! I got him into MA LOL). I bust his chops, but he is truely a good guy. Ok now. Where's the beer LOL
(I created a monster!!! I got him into MA LOL). lol laurie... well it's cool that u both share same passion <Ok now. Where's the beer LOL> previous response...<Ok, I'll fly you buy > u didn't flew yet... cheers -TkdWarrior-
Ok, I have the beer (I'm drinking one). Says "catch" and tosses ya one ok I know I said I fly, but I was too drunk to drive hehehehehe (I had a reserve hehehehe).
