Online Martial Arts!!! MUST SEE

For all those people who have been searching and asking if they can learn MA online, we have found a...online dojo just for you. Please take the time to view the MA Video clips pervided at the site. These people really want to teach you how to defend yourself.

http://kiwarrior40000.tripod.com/

No...it's not a joke...

 

Go on then.

Who's going to be the first to buy the video ?

 

OMG this is hilarious. Little Suburban kids trying to teach MA from their bedroom. That's Brilliant.

 

Not just any MA...their own MA.

 

i just emailed them and asked who taught them and what's the lineage of their teachers. If lineage is the correct word for that. Lets see what they say!

 

What's not to love! Astral projection, the etheric body, super ki punches and one of the web sites causes my browser to crash!!!!

What more could you want!!!!

 

perhaps some sort of valid free demonstration? Oh wait, that would leave them empty pocketted right quick. Where's all this outrageous stuff? No one cares about a really lame looking "block", heavy breathing, or mid level kicks that are claimed to be "high" (yeah right, my leg flexibility is GARBAGE and I can kick that high) show us the money, baby! Wheres the ki projectiles?

 

I don't know, those were some pretty HARDCORE kicks. They are obviously spending a lot of time on their site....I MEAN MA.

 

any guesses they watch dragonballz?

 

I think I just wet myself from laughing so hard!

 

get a load of the music loflmao

 

Boy, I"ll give someone the benefit of the doubt, but that is awful...

 

ROFLMAO!!

 

More like a "guaranteed-to-not-work-anytime" technique.

 

i hope they are getting paid for this, at least someone's not wasting thier time

 

ha, i think i thought that when i was maybe 3 or 4 years old. (that i could make myself invisible.)

i wonder if some poor souls actually beleive that site is legit?

 

I really want to buy that type, I just want to see what they're going to do. And, well...I want to learn how to fly. And, who woudn't want to learn how to turn invisible?

 

What in the world....

The bad thing about the internet is that anybody can get a website up and pose it as truth.

They state the fiction of dragonball. But they expound on the "truth" of the "super ki punch" and the "mystery powerup." I doubt these kids have ever been inside a serious dojo. Everything is from TV.

 

seriuosly, are they serious? im checking out the site and they seem like they mean it like on the forums. im not going to make fun of them because its not right but they have like 10 members and neither seem too convincing. its starting to scare me now