An internet café in Magaluf on the island of Mallorca off the coast of Spain. I was really drunk, and puked into a gallon water jug (which to this day I'm pretty proud of. NOBODY noticed, and I didn't get any anywhere). I ended up stumbling out and falling asleep on a bench right outside the café. I had went there to get on MAP to message a friend. I'm sure I got on MAP at least once or twice while at one of the nice bases in Afghanistan, in the middle of nowhere. MAP is one of my go to in the loo, so MAP has been to some really interesting porta-poties with some fabulous artwork.