Most amusing phobia

http://www.phobialist.com/

I'm in a wicked mood. Who can find the most amusing phobia. (You don't have to use the list above). So far I have:

Asymmetriphobia- Fear of asymmetrical things.
Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.
Geniophobia- Fear of chins.
Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables.


Note: This is only meant to be a bit of fun. If anyone out there is genuinely suffering from gelotophobia and finds this offensive, let me know and I'll lock it.

 

Phobophobia- Fear of phobias.

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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words.

 

Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.

Ancraophobia- Fear of wind.

Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.

Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions.

Polyphobia- Fear of many things. (WTF?!)

Venustraphobia- Fear of beautiful women.

 

That one is a classic!

 

Thaasophobia- Fear of sitting. FFS!

 

I don't know what it is called but when I was young I had a phobia, I was Petrified of doll's. Like little girls dolls that they would push around in buggy's. Luckily now I have two little girls of my own so I didn' t have much choice other than toughen up. I even went to a hypnotist a couple of times. Looking back now I think its ridiculous hee hee.

 

I dont know the name of it, but a girl I used to know had a terrifying fear of curtain-ties...

 

cenocheirophobia - the fear of Lyoto Machida

 

Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.
Coprophobia- Fear of feces.
Consecotaleophobia- Fear of chopsticks.


I was trying to find the fear of conspiracy theorists anyway here is a good link i think it has them all.

http://www.phobialist.com/#A-

 

You see that a lot in the Ninjutsu forum :evil:

 

Xena phobia...fear of warrior women.

 

I just know you're going to cross-train in MMA (for fun) soon

 

Clausetrophobia..fear of santa.

 

lol

What makes you think I'm not already?

 

A very good fear to have.