Friends....pffft! bwahahahahahaha! :D

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  1. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship" poems that always sound good,
    but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

    1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge

    against the sorry ******* who made you sad.

    2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking


    3 . When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I


    4 . When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how

    much worse it could be until you quit whining.

    5 . When you are confused -- I will use little words.

    6 . When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well

    again. I don't want whatever you have.

    7 . When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

    8 . This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask;

    "because you are my friend".

    Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because

    you can only think of 3.

    Remember.......A good friend will help you move.....a REALLY good

    friend will help you move a body.......let me know if you ever need me to

    bring a shovel.
  2. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    Well, what do you know... reality-based friendship. :D :D
  3. Skrom

    Skrom Banned Banned

    so true :D

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