bwahaha

Discussion in 'MMA' started by totality, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. totality

    totality New Member

    i find this hilarious, just thought i'd share this with you guys/ladies. recently a friend (and i use the term generously) who practices tkd decided he wanted to fight me, and i agreed to do it for laughs. he did ok, but i took him down and won by rnc in about 2 minutes. well, now he's decided to learn grappling...from the internet. and he's challenged me to a rematch. the last one was bareknuckle, and unfortunately he insists on this one being so as well. he doesn't want to do it until the swimming season has ended though, so i'll hopefully post some video of it then. :D
     
  2. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    I predict he wins by KO via hook kick.
     
  3. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    ..... Jump spinning hook kick.
     
  4. marais

    marais New Member

    back kick to plexus:D
    love that one

    by the way totality,will you send us the video even when you lose the fight or only if you win?

    you gotta give it to the TKDist for perseverence
     
  5. ns_oni

    ns_oni Valued Member

    im guessing only he will probably win :p
     
  6. Syd

    Syd 1/2 Dan in Origami

    There is one sure fire way for both of you to win... Sun Tzu... don't be there. ;)

    Nahhh Axe kick top of head..*L*
     
  7. Cain

    Cain New Member

    TKD guy will win by slamming chair on tatality's back in the locker room :D

    |Cain|
     
  8. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    If that happens, will you film that and post it too? :D
     
  9. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    I predict the other guy will win by hitting you with his monitor! :D
     
  10. totality

    totality New Member

    i'll post it, even if he wins. hell, i'll post it everywhere if he wins, bullshido, sherdog, ironlife. :D
     
  11. Adam

    Adam New Member

    And everybody on sherdog will say "He obviously had secret training in BJJ, no TKDist can beat a grappler!" :D

    How does he expect to learn to grapple from the internet? Grapple monitor?
     
  12. Cain

    Cain New Member

    I can already see all the book fu fans throwing up this video if the TKD guy wins by submission........

    NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Totality, don't do that - you MUST win!!!

    |Cain|
     
  13. totality

    totality New Member

    i fully intend to. he's consented to knees to the head. now i'm going to enjoy this. :)

    it's kind of ironic, now he says he won't throw kicks because of his fear of me taking him down.
     
  14. STASH

    STASH New Member

    My personal favourite is the 540 spin kick of death. Be sure to watch for that one.
     
  15. Trent Tiemeyer

    Trent Tiemeyer Valued Member

    Big mistake. He needs to throw those kicks with nasty intentions. Better to hit and be taken down than not to hit and be taken down.
     
  16. totality

    totality New Member

    his loss. i'm going to kick him in the face.
     
  17. Kat

    Kat Valued Member

    Don't keep it private
    Shooto rules,4 ounce gloves and get on the mat with a ref.
    Good to see your not underesitmateing him:rolleyes:
     
  18. totality

    totality New Member

    they are basically shooto rules, he refuses to wear gloves or use a mat. he insists on it being the same as last time, which was screwing around in my backyard. and i try to give my opponents enough credit that i won't be surprised. ;)
     
  19. Kat

    Kat Valued Member

    Fair enough,
    Doesn't want gloves or mats!!!!!
    Your right,his loss.
     

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