A woman is talking with her friend, saying that she is unhappy with the size of her breasts. Her friend says to her; "If you dont want to go through surgery, go and see Dr. Smith, he's helped a lot of my friends with positive thinking therapy." So the woman makes an appointment with Dr. Smith, and goes to see him. When it is her time to see the doctor, she enters the examination room and takes a seat. The doctor says to her, "I use positive thinking to help my patients. If you want your breasts to grow, then every day without fail you have to say this daily mantra - 'Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies' and you'll see they start to grow. So the woman goes away and says her mantra daily. Within a month, she notices a significant increase. On the bus one day she says realises she hasnt said her mantra. She immediately says "Scooby dooby doobies, I want bigger boobies" The man across from her leans over and says; "Do you go to Dr. Smith?" "Yes" says the woman "How did you know?" the man answered, "Hickery dickery dock" Caz
