From airplane - so many! ======== Ted Striker: My orders came through. My squadron ships out tomorrow. We're bombing the storage depots at Daiquiri at 1800 hours. We're coming in from the north, below their radar. Elaine Dickinson: When will you be back? Ted Striker: I can't tell you that. It's classified. ======== Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now. ========= [as the plane prepares to take off] Hanging Lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Hanging Lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times. ========== Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence. Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector Victor? Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over. Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over. Tower voice: Roger. Roger Murdock: Huh? Tower voice: Roger, over. Roger Murdock: Huh? Captain Oveur: Huh? ========== Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane? ========== Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious. Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley. ========== Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land? Captain Oveur: I can't tell. Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor. Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure. Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess? Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours. Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours? ========== Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison? ========== ok stopping now!
From Enter the Dragon... ========== Lee: Never take your eyes off your opponent... even when you bow. ========== Lee: Do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. ========== Lee: You have offended my family and you have offended the Shaolin Temple. ========== Han: We are all ready to win, just as we are born knowing only life. It is defeat that you must learn to prepare for. Williams: Don't waste my time with it. When it comes, I won't even notice. Han: Oh? How so? Williams: I'll be too busy looking gooood.
Vote for Pedro and your wildest dreams....... Dyanmite! Head..PANTS...NOW! Piper down! I repeat the piper is down! Married an axe murderer Aaron Fields
[cockney accent]When I throw a dog a bone I don’t wanna know if it tastes any good[/cockney accent] -- Bricktop, Snatch
"the device inside your mouth, works kind of like a reverse bear trap, here, i'll show you {guys head explodes}, and when it goes off in 3 minutes, your mouth will be perminantly opened."-Jigsaw killer - SAW that movie is so twisted and well done.
They're all perfect. Happy Halloween Ladies! Nuns, no sense of humor. Every man dies, not every man truly lives. Boys got a head like Sputnik! That was a bit out of line of me; he'll be cryin imself to bed on his huge pillow tonight. Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, _______, hopeless, heartless, fat-___, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey ___ he is! Hallelujah! Holy ___! Where's the Tylenol?
From Jet Li's remake of Fists of Fury, "Fist of Legend". "When you learn to adapt, to be fluid you become unbeatable." And from Star Wars series "May the Force be with you"
"Never rub another man's rhubarb!" -The Joker - Batman (1989) "There's an ancient Vulcan Proverb: Only Nixon could go to China" -Spock - Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
Man on fire - Creasy Revenge is a meal best served cold. The Patriot - Mel Gibson (Benjamin Martin) I have long feared that my sins would return to haunt me, and the cost would be more than I could bear.
"APOLOGIZE TO THE RICE RIGHT NOW!!!!" - chow yun fat "Listen to me Hillary. I'm not the first guy who fell in love with a woman that he met at a restaurant who turned out to be the daughter of a kidnapped scientist only to lose her to her childhood lover who she last saw on a deserted island who then turned out fifteen years later to be the leader of the French underground." - val kilmer Top Secret
2 favs from everbodys fav- FERRIS 1. LIFE MOVES PRETTY FAST, IF YOU DONT STOP AND LOOK AROUND ONCE IN A WHILE YOU MAY MISS IT. 2. EXCUSE MT FRENCH BUT CAMERON IS SO TIGHT, IF YOU STUCK A LUMP OF COAL UP HIS ASS, IN 2 WEEKS YOU WOULD HAVE A DIAMOND TIME FOR A SEQUAL I THINK,
MULLET "Oh do me a favour Tone" BULLET TOOTH TONY :woo: "I will do you a favour Mullet, I'll not bash livin heck out of you in front of all your gilfriends here" Snatch
I can't believe I am adding this one but oh well. "What is this? You were suppose to be working on project X! Project X implies fear, power, mystery! This is not project X material. This is more like project U or maybe project W, but definintely not project X" Zerg, The Adventures of Buzz Lightyear.
"You can milk anything with teets " - Meet the parents "Go clean crud and ****holes" - Drunken master lol
