Edited to be suitable for network television. The Jules monologue from Pulp Fiction "There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin' that stuff for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a guy before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some stuff this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that stuff ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd."
Pope - No one embarrasses the Pope and gets away with it [Looks up at the sky], SMITE THEM! (waits for a few seconds) Pope - He's cooking up a something good! and....... Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt? Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF! Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise. and my sig
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The Goonies, when Chunk is being interrogated... "But the worst thing I ever done, I mixed up all this fake puke at home, hid it in my jacket, went to this movie theater, and then I dropped it over the balcony. And I made a noise like this, "Hoough, hough, hough, HOOUGHH!". And then th-th-th-then this was horrible. All the people in the theater started gettin' sick and throwin' up all over each other, I never felt so bad in my entire life!" ...One of the crooks smiling, "I think I'm beginning to like this kid, Ma."
ROFLOL! Dude, that was beautiful. [wipe tears from eyes] Oh, that brings back good memories. I'd completely forgotten that wonderful movie. Thanks.
Michale Corleone in Godfather 2 "Fredo, you're my older brother and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever" Chilling - especially that last ever.
Oh, man, I cant believe I forgot the quotes from Dog Soldiers! There's too many to mention, but my two faves are: Coop: We need a diversion. Something fast and loud. Silence Spoony: What? You what? Spoony (just about to be demolished by werewolf in the kitchen) :I hope I give you the (edit: "runs") you *cough*ing wimp! And a personal favourite from Hellraiser II, because my name doesn't come up very often in movies.... Pinhead: Oh Kirsty, so eager to play, so reluctant to admit it...... *shudders*
Clint Eastwood in -outlaw jose whales... clint: are you a bounty hunter bounty hunter: a guys gotta make a living... clint: well dyin aint much of a living punk!.. :woo: :woo: :woo: :Angel: < (little storyboard for ya)
"Ass sphincter says what?" Waynes world "Alex: We were all feeling a bit ...... and fagged and fashed, it being a night of no small expenditure. " Clockwork Orage. Tons of quotes. Then a selection of randoms from Full Metal Jacket and Napoleon Dynamite. There are so many I love, but I thought I would avoid the classics like Goodfellas etc Can't find a quote? www.imdb.com, find the film then click memorable quotes on the left
Creasy, from the movie "Man On Fire." "Forgiveness is between him and God. I'm just here to arrange the meeting."
"Anything I say? What a wonderful philosophy you have!" The Toe-Cutter from Mad Max "If I say its safe to surf this beach private, its safe to surf this goddam beach" *calls in air strike to naplam the village which is firing artillery into the surf* "I love the smell of napalm in the morning, it smells like, victory" *looks at capt. Willard and turns away from camera* "One day this wars gonna end" from the sarge from Air-Mobile on the beach in Appocalypse Now
