...and orders a regular meal. Later, the waitress brings his meal to him. He takes a bite out of it, and notices there's a small hair in the hamburger. He begins yelling frantically at the waitress, "Waitress, there's a hair in my hamburger! I demand to see what is going on!" So, the waitress takes him back where the cook is and to his demise, he sees the cook take the meat patty and flatten it under his arm pit. He says, "That's disgusting!" Then the waitress says, "You think that's disgusting you should see him make donuts." ========================================================== A guy walks past a mental hospital and hears a moaning voice "13.......13.......13.........13" the man looked over to the hospital and saw a hole in the wall, he looked through the hole and gets poked in the eye. The moaning voice then groaned '14.........14.........14.......14.'
What horrible jokes. How would hamburger be a patty if it hasn't been flattened yet? And what is being implied when the man behind the counter "makes doughnuts?" Would he use his genitalia? This would be a likely situation since it would be more disgusting than him putting hamburger meat under his arms... That is sick. Definitely an inappropriate joke for this forum. What was the man poked with? A plausible explanation would be that this hole was a "glory hole" in which case, the man would be poked with a penis. This would also be insulting to homosexuals since it would imply that all those who choose an alternative lifestyle have strange sexual behaviors along with making fun of those with mental disabilities. That's against the joke rules. I suggest that you learn to think before you post.
Crikey - i think you over-analysed it there! Till you spelled it out it was only innuendo. Also, I thought that the second one was funny, and was not making fun of anybody other than the schmuck who peeped through the hole in the wall.
I am basically in agreement with this comment: but then I think political correctness is a good thing, so what do I know?
What the? You've looked wayyyyyy too much into it. Try this: someone is keeping a count of how many people he has poked in the eye (with his finger I might add!) and his out-loud counting causes people to look so he pokes them...
An able-bodied seaman meets a pirate in a bar . . . . . . and they take turns recounting their adventures at sea. Noting the pirate's peg-leg, hook, and eye patch the seaman asks, "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?" The pirate replies, "We was caught in a monster storm off the cape and a giant wave swept me overboard. Just as they were pullin' me out, a school of sharks appeared and one of 'em bit me leg off." "Blimey!" said the seaman. "What about the hook?" "Ahhhh...," mused the pirate, "we were boardin' a trader ship, pistols blastin' and swords swingin' this way and that. In the fracas me hand got chopped off." "Zounds!" remarked the seaman. "And how came ye by the eye patch?" "A seagull droppin' fell into me eye," answered the pirate. "You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked incredulously. "Well," said the pirate, "it was me first day with the hook..."
