6 Pakistani Gangsters and a Pitbull - what would you do?!

Brokeback Mountain is really the mountain of dead ninja's in front of Chuck Norris' house. Chuck Norris would take a bite out of the pit bull and at the very sight of him all six of those gangsters would saturate themselves. Superman Returns is based on the time Chuck Norris went on vacation. AND Chuck Norris is the reason the dinosaurs are now extinct. Female gorillas in heat will have to wait in line if they want a shot at Chuck Norris.

 

Just on the subject of, "Why hitting police dogs with an iron bar is about as clever as seeing if a rape alarm works by holding it up to your ear and pushing the button."

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-5558698607276673742&q=police+dog

And

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=5566892969205482214&q=police+dog

 

That first video was excellent. especially the duel attack to save the hostage. police dogs are now my number 1 favourite thing of today.

 

wow.... just imagine if the went for the throat

 

So two videos on google are the end all be all blanket statement on anti-dog defence? Brilliant! *chugs guinness*


Hold 6 Beers at the same time?! BRILLIANT! *chugs more guinness*

 

Especially when it got carried away about 43secs in and bites the handler - LMAO! OWND!!!!!

 

Pshhhh, erybody knows anyway that Pakistani gangsters aint hard. Now if it was Sri Lankan gangstas, I woulda given him his props. Besides, Pit Bulls are easy to submit. I just made one tap out the other day.

 

I'd be more worried about the Uzbeki gangsta's. Never tapped a pitbull but I let one rip and made a goat puke, do I win?

 

Gentlemen!
I think we are getting quite off-topic here!

Now where were we...

Oh, yes! We were discussing how ridiculous kungfoolery's claim was.

I think it's that ridiculous:
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(on a scale of 1 nm = 50 km)

 

I think the general consensus is that Kungfoolery claim is equal, if not exceeding his forum handle. Personally I think he's a brash, hotheaded WC stylist. Just the kind WC needs honestly, but he needs to tone it down and be a touch more humble.

Its great to love ones style, but when you make it seem like the end all be all, and further wild claims do nothing to but to make people take what he says with a handful of salt, forget the grain.. we're talking industrial size container with built in pour spout

 

Drink beer at a party? BRILLIANT!

 

i cant belive i missed this thread ahahaha. leave him alone, he got "scars" to prove it ahahaha

 

He hasn't proved it yet though man. We are still waiting to see these scars

 

where has he gone?? he hasnt replied on the other thread either lol.

i think YOU guys bullied him away haha

 

exactly and on another thread you are giving advice against bullies!!!

you hypocrits

 

But he can beat six Pakistani gangsters and a pit bull, why would he be afraid of us? :Angel:

 

gangsta

first of all i work in moss side and if this really happened there would be **** all u could do coz they come armed to the teeth!

 

A fair question to ask.

 

But I mean can't the coppers nab them for carrying concealed pitbulls?
lol.

 

Where would one conceal a pitbu... Nevermind.