6-month black belts - what the hell?

Discussion in 'Karate' started by shotokanwarrior, Dec 6, 2003.

  1. shotokanwarrior

    shotokanwarrior I am the One

    is it just bull**** or what?
  2. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Yes - I suspect the bovine excretia limit is well above tollerance levels.
  3. Cain

    Cain New Member

    LOL! :D

    I have one exam every 8-10 months, and here I can get a six month black belt? Wow! :D

  4. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Here you can get one in 5min - just pop down to the local sports store and buy one off the shelf - it'll be worth as much :D
  5. hwardo

    hwardo Drunken Monkey

    What "martial art" is this, that gives out black belts with such stringent requirements. If I had to wait that long to become a deadly killing machine with secret special forces tuskahoma warrior techniques, I never would have done it.
  6. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Would you like fries with that sir?
  7. prodigy

    prodigy New Member

    what are u guys saying? where and what is this 6 month black belt place?
  8. zun

    zun New Member

    Yeah but the white belt takes 16 years.
  9. prodigy

    prodigy New Member

    16 YEARS?!?! i thought they meant 6 months for everything up to the black belt.
  10. xubis

    xubis New Member

    We were talking about mcdojos trunks
  11. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    I thought McDojos wore Gis!

    What colour trunks?
  12. xubis

    xubis New Member

    hehe, What color do you like? ;P
  13. prodigy

    prodigy New Member

    :( no belts
  14. hwardo

    hwardo Drunken Monkey

    I think they might be yankin' on your chain a bit, trunks. : )
  15. Dark Blade

    Dark Blade It Roundhouse time

    Leave poor trunks alone! :p
  16. shotokanwarrior

    shotokanwarrior I am the One

    NO NO NO!!!!!!! i wanted to know if six month black belts were just a stupid rumour or if any so-called 'sensei' had ever sunk so low as to issue dan rankings after six months. sorry people, i should have made my meaning clearer.
  17. prodigy

    prodigy New Member

    no belts yet....but just wait and see!
  18. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    If the price is right, I don't doubt it.
  19. 47Ronin

    47Ronin New Member

    At my old Mcdojang if you went to all their training seminars and stuff you could get it in 6-8 months. I know for a fact. Plus add up private lessons. They'll do it with no problem.

    Sad huh?
  20. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    I'll give you a blackbelt and a certificate for £500 if you want, it won't mean ****, but it'll help me over the xmas period ;)


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