After 4 years and 7 months (give or take) I finally managed another milestone. Yes, that's correct, I have reached my 5,000th post. Why has it taken me so long to reach the magic 5000 when it's taken people like Looby "The Mouth" McCall mere weeks to reach these heady heights? Well, it's obvious, even to the most casual of readers, that each and every single one of my posts is gold. My threads are, quite simply, outstanding literary masterpieces worthy of ye olde wordsmiths from olde worlde times. Even if I do say so myself and I do because I just did... So join me if you will as we take a look back over the last glorious 4 and bit years... Who can forgot the funniest thread in the whole of the interweb? Not me, because I started it! Let's not disregard the magical charms of the Humpty Dumpty thread, which has been known to cure disease. Of course there were darker moments where the tone took on a more serious note: Monsters Ghosts Which finally brings us to this rather sombre and bittersweet thread. <Insert rapturous round of applause leading to a crescendo and at least 90% of the audience giving a standing ovation>. Here's to another 5,000...
Don't say that,he has a big enough head as it is! See,I just let my 10,000th post go without any pomp and ceremony because I like to keep things low key.
Indeed, indeed. Stay tuned for in the near future you will be reading delightful anecdotes about demonic possessions, secret powers (including the ability to make sheep wee) and more on the scourge of my life - ghosts!!!
You have the ability to make sheep wee? Nice......i.....think? Pray tell what use this is? Dont get me wrong its certainly an interesting skill set but is there in fact a use?
So hang about, Can you only make clone/replicated sheep wee? Cause in the event of a sheep clone war that would be really handy! Make the clones stop and wee and then send in the original sheep (complete with wellys, dont want the animal rights people busting my chops!) who can take the clone sheep completely by surprise. Thats going to be alot of spare meat on the market!
Indeed Chimpy! Congratulations to being 1/2 the person that Su Lin is. (at least 1/2 by post count standards)
1/2 the person in girth perhaps. She's been binging on xmas mince pies, xmas pudding and cake (often in the same sitting) and also chocolate.
Don't you sully my celebratory 5000th post thread with your lies and half truths you wicked, wicked harridan. :ban:
You're just jealous that all my posts have been gold whilst yours have been nothing but man bait and snitching.
Congrats Chimp To commemorate this milestone I'd like to cut and paste an internet saying that describes how I feel about you: 'Keep talking, I always yawn when I'm interested'
Aw come on ya'll, making a sheep wee is easy. All you have to do is stick a finger in it's . . . OK nevermind! :Angel: Congrats Chimpy, and remember, it's all about quality, not quantity. Ahem.
