Your three wishes

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  1. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    Next time you find a lamp with a genie in it, what will YOUR three wishes be?

    Usual ruleset: no asking for extra wishes, no wishing someone dead and you can't just wish for someone to fall in love with you. (At least, I think that's the usual ruleset.)

    So go on: what will your three wishes be?
     
  2. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    What if my third wish is for the genie to get back into the lamp so I can release him again?
     
  3. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    Wish one. Rand stop talking rubbish
    Wish two.lots of money
    wish three. world peace
     
  4. Rand86

    Rand86 likes to butt heads

    You wish. :p
     
  5. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Funnily enough I watched the X-Files episode on this the other day....finite, the genie would have kippered you BIG time with those three wishes!
     
  6. Oddsbodskins

    Oddsbodskins Troll hunter 2nd Class

    An endless supply of enemies.
    A strong sword arm.
    A sword.


    Failing that hot water, good dentishtry and shoft lavatory paper.
     
  7. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    Are we to assume that these are three things which you currently lack? ;) :D
     
  8. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    Stupid Genie

    CtB FTW
     
  9. YouKnowWho

    YouKnowWho Valued Member

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  10. Caleb Demarais

    Caleb Demarais Valued Member

    1. No cancer
    2. No global economy (they cope in Star Trek!)
    3. FTL travel - I'm a Mass Effect fan and want to knock boots with an Asari
     
  11. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    :evil:
     

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  12. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    The ability to traverse the far reaches of the universe where the possibilities are limitless.

    The ability to love unconditionally :love:

    A peanut butter sandwich.

    Finite fulfilled the obligatory world peace wish ;)
     
  13. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    My first wish would unquestionably have to be a bigger bladder. Nothing would improve the quality of my life as much as that.

    Secondly I'd like to have the body of an eighteen year old. I'm not bothered her mind, just her body. (Apologies if I'm nicking anyone else's line there. It came to me in a flash, so it may or may not be original, I'm not sure.)

    Actually, my third wish would be the body of a fit and healthy twenty five year old man and to stay reasonably close to that state for the rest of my life. Having manky knees and ankles and a dodgy back isn't much fun and I'm getting a bit sick of it.

    Damn, those three wishes went quickly! :rolleyes:
     
  14. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    Golden shower? :evil: :D
     
  15. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    1. My wife not to have Type 1 diabetes.
    2. My children not to have to fear the future.
    3. The knowledge that I can support my family as we grow together.
     
  16. Johnno

    Johnno Valued Member

    That's very kind of you to offer, but.....

    No thanks.


    All I meant was a bigger bladder so that I don't have to keep nipping to the bog every few minutes. Especially in cold weather or when drinking beer. After the second pint I see more of the porcelain than I do of my mates.
     
  17. warriorofanart

    warriorofanart Valued Member

    Ah, I've been having the same problem; I cut the sugar to an absolute minimum and if I had to eat something sweet I do it in the morning so I can work it off through out the day. It's a great improvement.
     
  18. finite monkey

    finite monkey Thought Criminal

    get a catheter installed
     
  19. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    I'm pretty sure most doctors could grant that wish. No need for a genie.
    Odd wish though.
     
  20. ShadowHawk

    ShadowHawk Valued Member

    same wishes Aladdin made.... to be a prince.... all I want is my Jasmine

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV77nWMQgJI"]Aladdin - "A Whole New World" HD - YouTube[/ame]
     

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