Your most "unorthodox" weapon

Discussion in 'Weapons' started by Zankuro, Sep 27, 2005.

  1. Giver

    Giver New Member

    Most unorthodox? *lol* That's cool. ^ ^

    My hair. One time at homecoming, completely unintentionally by the way, I whacked my friend in the face with my hair. My hair's pretty thick, and very long, so I'm pretty sure it hurt. It happened a few more times that night...
  2. Reiki

    Reiki Ki is everything!

    Cats strapped to each fist would make a nice unorthadox weapon. ;)

    Or a dogflail.

    If you dont hit them with it then the dog can bite them the next time round. :D
  3. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Im gonna stick with my trusty packet of mints.... makes a nice kubotan, and also ads weight to the fist for punching ....
  4. king_dragon

    king_dragon New Member

    ...... is it just me or are we forgetting very obvious weapons such as our hands and feet? I know we were asked for weapons around the enviroment but if we are going to lenghts such as making a nunchaku-like device out of a shirt sleeve, i beleive this is to far. A martial artist whatever his style or form should be able to beat the crap out of a guy in the street without throwing something as ungainly as a breifcase at the opponent, to the usual opponent a series of jabs and a kick to the knee should be enough.
    (if you want to use the enviroment as a weapon, think not to pick up objects and attack but actually use the enviroment, slam his head against a lampost? push him onto spiked gates?trip up over a kerb?)
  5. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    Here’s one for you , you’re all going to think I’m a nut now :D

    A filter from a cigarette! Believe it or not you can turn it into something pretty useful and sharp, if not that long lasting ! Takes some practice but if you keep at it you can do it pretty quick you just need a lighter! :eek: good for in a pub if you need a little extra something ;)
    Last edited: Oct 5, 2005
  6. TheMightyMcClaw

    TheMightyMcClaw Dashing Space Pirate

    Heheh.... I know a guy who used to fence with a teddy bear in his left hand. He used it to parry.

    One of the "improvised weapons" I was thinking about the other day was a lighter. I imagine that it would hurt immensely if someone jammed a lit lighter into exposed skin. Also, it seems that lighting your opponents shirt on fire would cause a pretty big distraction.
    Then again, I've never tried to light someone on fire. It might be kind of hard.
  7. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    Might be considered unreasonable force too :eek: :D
  8. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    on a similar note, I've used a cigarette in a similar manner.... jabbing it at the exposed skin, face, hands, or neck is always good
  9. karate P.belt 2

    karate P.belt 2 New Member

    no we are not he was just asking for unorthadox weapons your bodys not that unorthodox and if your goin up against a fairly good fighter you might have to use the enviroment like this
  10. |MT|omar

    |MT|omar Thai Boxer

    Playing Cards, you can do a Gambit (From X-Men) on your attacker and slice em in 1/2 :p

    Or give them a paper cut
  11. Lord Spooky

    Lord Spooky Banned Banned

    Beer mats make pretty good Shuriken !!
  12. saru1968

    saru1968 New Member

    edge of a credit/cashpointcard, slices really well supported by thumb and forefinger in one corner of the card.

  13. Kagebushi

    Kagebushi New Member

    well i once saw shidoshi knock a student down with a plastic bottle and a push... the bottle itself didnt hurt much, but it surprised him enough for a simple push to knock him down.
  14. dradondeaux

    dradondeaux New Member

    playing cards

    yep thats right throw playing cards ..... Death by papercut has to really suck.

    no but seriously i saw a guy throw a deck of cards into someone's face at a casino and then, while distracted, proceeded to beat the removed out of this guy.

    It was great
    Last edited by a moderator: Oct 8, 2005
  15. bum-eyes

    bum-eyes Sorry about your dog.

    Spam and pop-up ads. Sometimes can annoy a man to the point of punching his monitor in, thus cutting his fist on the glass and possibly electrocuting himself.
  16. bum-eyes

    bum-eyes Sorry about your dog.

    Words can lead men to suicide. That could be classed as a weapon maybe.

Share This Page