Your Martial Art Ever not worked?

NO!! GO LARP with your petite blonde elsewhere! We don't wanna hear that crap!

 

...unless you can provide pictures.

 

I was caught completely unprepared once when I was at a club, admittedly I was rather intoxicated.
Went something like this:
Aaron walks outside to have a smoke, leans against railing next to large angry man.
"G'day mate, you having a good night?"
BAM! Whoosh whoosh (First punch bloodies my nose, second and third miss as I'm falling over)
Aaron is now lying on the ground on his back realising that large angry man has friends as there's no way he had two extra sets of arms in his pockets.
Whoosh BAM! Whoosh whoosh THWACK!
He wore about one in every 4 punches and managed to trap the kicks and overbalance a couple of the attackers.
Aaron stands up, is pushed into a bench, dislocates one of his fingers at the second knuckle and falls over again.
Large angry man grab Aaron by his short hair as he realises "Oh Fiddlesticks, I'm believe I'm being accosted by a large angry man, I had better pop this errant finger back into it's rightful place"
He then broke large angry man's grip and pulled him into a elbow/heel kick combo to the chin and is at that point tackled by two bouncers and is 'escorted outside' while the large angry man falls backwards down a step and his friends stand around laughing.


In retrospect it didn't do too badly, I think it could have gone better if I had been doing drunken boxing but maybe not.
lol

 

The most I've done is breakfall when someone lost their balance and took me with them (very very large person) Lovely experience on concrete stairs.

 

Ahh you ever seen UFC 1? lmao.

I lost to my BJJ friend once so does that mean my art failed me?

 

This one time i was walking down the street minding my own business. Some skinhead walks up and kicks me in the nuts. I punched him in the nose. Nothing happened. When i woke up i saw the empty can of spinach on the ground next to my teeth. WHAT A CHEAT!!!

 

Ouch.

 

My Art has never failed me once.

My fight record is 0-0-0. Im hoping to keep it that way.

 

My estimation of Mr fruitjuice! is growing a bit. Just a note, this kind of life, this Path isn't for everyone. It doesn't mean that they're bad people.

 

Pff that's boring everyone likes a good fight once in a while.

 

One time a Girl Scout kicked my a$$ for not purchasing her "Girl Guide Cookies". This
was on my own front steps :cry:

I found out later that her mom was a Muay Thai fighter!!!!
And her dad was an Ex Marine turned convict!!!!!!!!!!

 

I met her. Her cookies aren't half bad.

 

Yeah I like the chocolate mint cookies more than the basic white vanilla ones.

Though trying to enjoy them with a busted lip, chipped teeth, and puffy eyes is not that fun...

 

First time I joined a taekowndo class, after about 4 lessons I thought i could kick everyones butt with high kicks to the head. One day my friend got angry and ran at me. I attempt to do a super powerful uber high kick to his head, he side steps slowly and dodges, I slip fall on my face, he laughs and isn't angry anymore. Problem solved

 

TKD high kicks...great for resolving those anger issues!
cheers

 

For godsake if your going to kick high at least set it up with some hand strikes.

 

Give the guy a break, it was after 4 lessons. Not everyone's a Genius Fighter.