There was an african king who's palace was a grass hut in the African plains. Now this king decided he needed something to show everyone that he was king and decided to get a magnificent throne for his hut. So he sent off for the throne and in time it was delivered to him. He installed it in his hut and all the tribesmen came and admired the throne. The only problem was it was so big there was nowhere for the king and his family to sleep. So after some thought they decided to use a rope and pulley and haul it up to the roof at night. This worked fine until one night when the rope broke and it fell on them and killed them. The next morning the witch doctor could be heard muttering to himself, I told them people who live in grass houses should'nt stow thrones. David
