This isn't exactly a joke, but if people are funny with the answers it can be very funny! Heres the idea: You wake up on your friends couch. "Where am I?" you say. They explain that the previous night you drank too much alchohol and passed out on the sofa. They then start giggling and explain that before passing out, you went on the computer and legally changed your name. You are lost for words. "What did I change my name to?", you ask. They start laughing uncontrolably. Onw friend manages to take a deep breath and regain composure. He says "you new name is......". Here is where you come in. What is the name you would least find out you are now called. Mine is 'Pimp Daddy'.
Well since im such a great typer when im drunk my name would probably be something like this Jinngy b. hppd
Bertie halfbringer I have no idea why. More feasble would be: Max power! (looks at g/f's hair dryer drunkenly)
Tommy Pullmyfinger (clothes designer) Fu King Kow (chinese pickpocket) And I found out that there is an american lady where I work whose name is Ginger Beaver! lol