Worst movie you've ever seen?

gigli. worst movie of all time.

i actually watched it. the whole thing. i was lying on the couch, sick as a dog, pumped up on more codeine tabs than i could count. so i'm using deliriousness as the excuse.

 

Amen, brother, Amen.

May I add (or re-state, as they deserve it): Aeon Flux, Batman and Robin and Batman Forever.

Also, 18 Fingers of Death, The Hulk, and this horrible Bronson Pinchot movie from the '90s, Second Sight.

More crap: Matrix Revolutions, Some Madonna movie where she get's impregnated by her gay best friend (my ex-girlfriend's pick), Every 'ninja' movie I have ever seen (special mention goes to 3 Ninjas and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movies), and The Rundown.

Belgium's worst export: Bloodsport, Knockoff, Universal Soldier (though the grenade scene is funny), Double Impact, The Quest, etc., etc.

The U.S. Responds, or, Reincarnated Tibetan Lamas Should Their Time Meditating, Not Making God-Awful Movies: Above the Law, Marked for Death (Ras-ploitation, anyone?), Under Siege, Under Siege 2!!!!????, On Deadly Ground (you save the environment by blowing up an oil refinery ???!!! Then you end the movie with a lecture from Seagal!!???).

Stop the madness from spreading! OK, off my soapbox now.

dormindo

 

Any film with Madonna in it is guarenteed to be bad. Or any film made by her Mockney husband. Like 'Lock, Stock, and a Big Pile of Steaming Crap'. :woo:

 

the truman show- jim carrey
iron eagle II and III
all the planet of the apes movies

 

zoolander
the number 23

 

All porn movies, their not involved enough.

 

'Bad Taste" by Peter Jackson & anything starring Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler

 

Steven Seagal Attack Force (him again) and the biggest majority of his latest films.

koyo

 

Robin Hood:Men in Tights.

I try and avoid bad films-you'll never get those hours back!

 

Whaaaat? Zoolander is great.

 

The Celestine Prophecy. I read the book a long time ago and forgot how bad that was until I saw the movie. Painful. :bang:

 

um.. anything you stay up watching at 3am in college, during exam week...
in that thread, anything by jean claude vandamme...

 

The worst movie ever is "Hercules in New York", with Arnie. I bought it because I thought it might be funny.
But it wasn't.
I gave up watching it, so I've no idea what it was about.

 

Wow! Someone who wasn't tied to a chair with their eyelids propped open actually made it through the whole movie. You must have been whacked out of your mind to make it through that. You're lucky, that movie was actually physically painful to watch. I went to the doctor the next day and told him I watched Gigli, he prescribed zantac and demerol. The only happy ending that movie could have would be a severe beating for the cast and crew.

 

only film i've ever walked out of

 

A recent contender has to be "the Hard Corps" with JCVD

I watched it round a friends house with lots of alcohol but even that wasn't enough to make it good, it was so tragic it had actually got past the stage where it was so bad it was funny

I don't understand who pays to make these films...

 

Dune, but my mates brother made it funny.

 

which version?

 

:bang: Dead End.

My god that film was dreadful. It's unbelievable how moronic the characters are in it. It was so terrible that it was actually hilarious, especially when nearly all of the characters are dead and the 2 survivors say "I know what we'll do!! Let's just keep driving and not stop!!" well duhh...

 

An old version. It might be a good film but I was laughing a lot and my mate was getting annoyed.

Sting was in it.