Women's self defence and short men

dunno moi, but now it's about van zandt and drag

 

Isn't it always? I've framed those photos

 

hey, you didn't tell us you married yah-yah!

 

Yeah, I can't compete with you in the funny stakes.

 

you saw active military service. You were told you'd never walk. You're gonna fight your current state all the way.

But you give up on account of tranny humour xD

You could probably kick him in the head though, even with the buggered hip xD

 

Have you seen Fish of Doom's hair? Even Chuck Norris can't handle that.

 

my training involves lots of hair conditioning