Why am I not a god?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Thelistmaker, Jan 29, 2011.

  1. Thelistmaker

    Thelistmaker bats!

    I am not a god, but I feel I should be. How do I come to terms with this?

    I am thinking that maybe I should strive to make so much money I can buy things that will make me godlike, shuch as devoted followers and power over ordinary mortals.
     
  2. Talyn

    Talyn Reality Hacker

    If you want to put out a fire, you don't add petrol.

    You are not a god, so putting yourself into a position where you can convince yourself further that it is true will lead you only to disappointment when you realise that your perception of yourself is a lie.
     
  3. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Oh dear
     
  4. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    Get some lesser mammals to live with you or near you. To my kittens or the local squirrels I am the food god that allows their continued existence.

    Or become a MAP mod where your power can determine any members continued online existence here.
     
  5. Metal_Kitty

    Metal_Kitty Valued Member

    I agree with Coma except for the kittens part. If you wanna feel like a god...get dogs. Getting cats will just make you a slave.
     
  6. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    Coma > Kittens > Metal Kitty > Dogs.
     
  7. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Penis envy

    Oh God (listmaker) I'm in sooooo much trouble now
     
  8. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    because you don't write sci-fi.

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scientology
     
  9. Metal_Kitty

    Metal_Kitty Valued Member

    When cats take over the world, you'll be the first to die!
     
  10. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    I, for one, am honoured that Glenn Beck posts on MAP.
     
  11. aikiwolfie

    aikiwolfie ... Supporter

    Did you forget to take your medication again? Why would you want to be a God? Haven't you seen The Prophecy trilogy or Bruce Almighty or Stargate! Gods are always hated eventually. When you're top dog the other dogs might kiss your ass. But they're all planning your demise.

    Much better just to be you. :love:
     
  12. Seventh

    Seventh Super Sexy Sushi Time

    Silly child. I'm already god.


















    Of sushi.
     
  13. aikiwolfie

    aikiwolfie ... Supporter

    Who?
     
  14. AndrewTheAndroid

    AndrewTheAndroid A hero for fun.

    Fox News Pundant:

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  15. aikiwolfie

    aikiwolfie ... Supporter

    LOL is this where he sources his expert opinions?
     
  16. Seventh

    Seventh Super Sexy Sushi Time

    Lovely.
     
  17. rivend

    rivend Valued Member

    Immortality Mortal Not any worldly goods or pleasures
     
  18. Blade96

    Blade96 shotokan karateka

    Hehehehe. Thanks for the giggle :)

    Funny thread :)
     
  19. Seventh

    Seventh Super Sexy Sushi Time

    I'm waiting for all the messy religious talk to kick in :)
     
  20. Blade96

    Blade96 shotokan karateka

    this thread reminds me of my father who always says he's the pope. :p
     

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