Whch Level of Hell

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Tosh, Jul 17, 2003.

  1. booksie_girl

    booksie_girl Lucy the Terrible

    Mwahahahaha

    I'm a "Heretic" too. I'm with you all the way.... unless you get caught, then I wasn't involved :Angel:
     
  2. Grifter

    Grifter Edited by White Wizard

    Yes the test may be BS but it was entertaining none the less.
     
  3. Chlo

    Chlo New Member

    Looks like most peeps r level 6...cud b quite good fun!

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 6 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis!
    Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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    You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
    Level 2 Lustful Moderate
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics High
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low
     
  4. RedDragon

    RedDragon New Member

    3rd Level of Hell for me... oh well
     
  5. Greg-VT

    Greg-VT Peasant

    Your fate has been decided....
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to the First Level of Hell - Limbo!
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    Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Level | Score

    Purgatory | Low
    Level 1 | Very High - Limbo
    Level 2 | Moderate
    Level 3 | Low
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Low
    Level 6 | Low
    Level 7 | Low
    Level 8 | Moderate
    Level 9 | Very Low
     
  6. Cudgel

    Cudgel The name says it all

    The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 5 times.
    The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Fifth Level of Hell!
    Fifth Level of Hell

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    The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Moderate
    Level 7 Violent Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate

    ME wrathful? naaaaaa
     
    Last edited: Jul 23, 2003
  7. Adam

    Adam New Member

    Seems like I'm headed for the fifth level of Inferno. Must remember to bring the marshmallows and sausages.
     
  8. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Here we are:
    'Seventh Level of Hell

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    Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.


    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    (Click on a level for more info)
    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Low
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High 'OK, fair enough. Remember, this score is based on an entirely factual response to all questions...
    Couldn't all us MArtists work together on going to the same level so we can all kick that minotaur's sorry **** and escape back into the world? Otherwise it's going to be a lonely fight here in the 7th circle of hell.
    Go forth and SIN, people! There is no afterlife!
     
    Last edited: Jul 26, 2003
  9. Adam

    Adam New Member

    reminds me of a quote. "If you're going to miss going to heaven, why miss it by just an inch"

    Sin away gentlemen.
     
  10. BlackRaven

    BlackRaven Oldbie

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
    Level 2 | High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | High
    Level 7 | Very High
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | High
     
  11. booksie_girl

    booksie_girl Lucy the Terrible

    Seems like most of us are either violent, or heretical. I wonder why that would be :Angel:?
     
  12. Tosh

    Tosh Renegade of Funk


    Speak for yourself! Just this bloomin Lust problem to figure out and i'm only a hop,skip and repent away from limbo.


    JESUS SAVES!!!!
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    and Dalgliesh nets the rebound! :D
     
  13. KungFuGrrrl

    KungFuGrrrl Valued Member

    Hey !! something went terrribly wrong! it said 8TH level!!!
    NO WAY!!!!!!!!
    Im a sweety pie , a doll, every one LOVES me! That test is just WRONG I say!!!! *stomping feet on the ground* *stomp stomp stomp*
    wrong I say!
    KFG
     
  14. Kinjiro Tsukasa

    Kinjiro Tsukasa I'm hungry; got troll? Supporter

    It's off to Purgatory for me... Crummy test -- there's no "heaven" option!!
     
  15. MiyamotoMusashi

    MiyamotoMusashi Valued Member

    I went to the sixth level! Yeah! I need to try a little bit harder...maybe I can make it to the bottom of hell!!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

    Level Who are sent there? Score
    Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
    Level 2 Lustful Very High
    Level 3 Gluttonous High
    Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
    Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
    Level 7 Violent High
    Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
    Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate
     
  16. LilBunnyRabbit

    LilBunnyRabbit Old One

    Can't be a good sign.

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!
    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Very Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | High
    Level 5 | Very High
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Extreme
    Level 7 | Extreme
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Extreme
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Extreme
     
  17. Guerilla Fists

    Guerilla Fists New Member

    Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge

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    any and varied sinners suffer eternally in the multi-leveled Malebolge, an ampitheatre-shapped pit of despair Wholly of stone and of an iron colour: Those guilty of fraudulence and malice; the seducers and pimps, who are whipped by horned demons; the hypocrites, who struggle to walk in lead-lined cloaks; the barraters, who are ducked in boiling pitch by demons known as the Malebranche. The simonists, wedged into stone holes, and whose feet are licked by flames, kick and writhe desperately. The magicians, diviners, fortune tellers, and panderers are all here, as are the thieves. Some wallow in human excrement. Serpents writhe and wrap around men, sometimes fusing into each other. Bodies are torn apart. When you arrive, you will want to put your hands over your ears because of the lamentations of the sinners here, who are afflicted with scabs like leprosy, and lay sick on the ground, furiously scratching their skin off with their nails. Indeed, justice divine doth smite them with its hammer.


    Did anyone else do this badly?
     
  18. Guerilla Fists

    Guerilla Fists New Member

    HAH! I beat Knight Errant! I truly am more evil between the two of us. Though Knigh Errant it should be consilatory for you to know your loss is actually a moral victory. Between us though, that's one point on my slate.
     
  19. neryo_tkd

    neryo_tkd Valued Member

    Your fate has been decided....
    You are one of the lucky ones! Because of your virtue and beliefs, you have escaped eternal punishment. You are sent to Purgatory!

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    You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.
     
  20. Ghost Frog

    Ghost Frog New Member

    I'm in with the lustful, but at least I'll be in good company. :)

    The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!

    Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
    Level | Score
    Purgatory | Low
    Level 1 - Limbo | High
    Level 2 | Very High
    Level 3 | Moderate
    Level 4 | Very Low
    Level 5 | Moderate
    Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
    Level 7 | Moderate
    Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
    Level 9 - Cocytus | Low
     

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