What was Karate originally designed for?

How dare you sir! I challenge you to a duel!

long low stances, left side only, nothing to the face

 

JODAN!

Oh crap, we said nothing to the face...

 

Yame.

Doesn't count because you were in Kamae, and not a proper kihon stance. nyah nyah!

 

cover and strike! Classic 'flow

Although surely tomorrow will be all gedan?

 

Most likely in the crotch.

 

I wasn't focusing on his nuts, I'm afraid

 

It's a pyjama party!

 

Oh, I don't think Llama's that camp... Maybe more of a B+ :evil:

 

I have to admit, if I was picking a martial art based soley on the quality of it's MAP forum, I'd pick karate. You guys are way more fun than some other forums

 

We don't take ourselves too seriously. As shown by Moosey's ridiculous and fanciful downgrading of my skills to a B+. We all know I'm the coolest cat, apart from the cat himself, Mr. Enoeda...


(Cue Moosey's pictures)

 

D'oh, I was trying to pun on the word "camp" - not casting aspersions at your skillz0rz! :hat:

Moosey -5 damage on internet funnies

Now, where's Mr Enoeda in his awesome 1970s car...

 

That's where you've been going wrong.

 

Ah, my fault completely! I do apologise!

(for the rest of you who frequent the non-karate bits of MAP, an apology is where someone realises they have made a mistake and owns up to it)

 

I was reading some Okinawan scrolls writen in old style kanji and it was extremely clear that the original concept for Okinawan Te was knitting knee-warmers for pet parrots.

DISCUSSION CLOSED.

 

私に木材を震える?

Spoiler

Shiver me timbers - as seen by Google translate