i've decided to create a new thread to commemorate my 500th post. any suggestions on what the hell this thread is actually going to be about though?
i think my 500th post will be an article written about the true purpose of life, and what a person's goals should be, as a martial artist. wait...this was my 500th post. damn. well, scratch that, i'm not doing any extra work if it isn't even my 500th freaking post, jeez.
You could always dedicate your 525th post to the importance of not wasting your 500th post, so that no one else makes the same catastrophic mistake in the future, either that or robots. Yeah, robots are cool. Especially robot maids, like the one from the Jetsons. She was cool. HaHa.
What you need to do, is go ahead and purchase a human sized cheese slice, with a car sized (this would be a 1994 Honda Accord size) ham. Then you buy some bread (standard size) and share the wealth. If that doesn't work, throw bananas at moving cars, run from the angry drivers, and then buy a toy plane, of course Either way you're going to be eaten by robots for fuel, so its up to you what to do with the post, enjoy your robot-free time while you can
i think what i'll probably end up doing is forgetting i even made it to 500, and continue contributing to the forums!! but at 1000, i'm going to get a tattoo on my chest. of myself. but taller.
thats a good idea, but you need a taller you attacking the number 1000 on your chest, that would be better