Was Jesus Christ a superhero?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Hiroji, Mar 9, 2009.

  1. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    Well was he?

    He fits most of the charater traits... he could fly, heal people, miracle worker, for the people, devine powers, hated by the evil over lords, loved by the needy...

    I think he was a super hero first and foremost, and his role as the son of god as man and stone worker second and third in his life.
     
  2. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Interesting point. Is Thor a superhero in the Marvel comics universe? I mean, his powers are godly rather than an accident of science or genetics - I guess if you consider Thor a superhero, there's little arguement that Jesus isn't.
     
  3. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    christ!

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    anti christ!

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  4. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    I heard that for Jesus's second coming his dad will let him pick any power from the X-men that he wants, just to make up for all the athiests he'll have to argue with on the internet.
     
  5. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    lol nice one Doom! :)
     
  6. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    I think Jesus is the one and only superhero to have lived on earth. Shame we missed him, would have been cool to hang with him, maybe drink some wine and he could teach me some stonemason work of his, that is of course if he had time out of his busy schedule of saving mankind!
     
  7. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    He was a chippy not a stonemason
     
  8. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    I wasn't aware that fish and chips were about back then? having said that Jesus was English so maybe your right MD!
     
  9. Hiroji

    Hiroji laugh often, love much

    BTW i think many jewish people in israel think jesus to have been a stonemason not a chippy, as wood was/is a very scarce thing in Israel.
     
  10. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Carpenter. That's why he had far too much time to think, lazy sod!
     
  11. Topher

    Topher allo!

    Now there's an independently produced Christian film if I've ever heard of one!
     
  12. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    is Jesus' weakness..... Christonite?
     
  13. tellner

    tellner Valued Member

    Nope. He was a Superstar.
     
  14. Dan Bian

    Dan Bian Neither Dan, nor Brian

    He was a zombie:

    He died - laid at rest for three days - then rose again = zombie!!!
     
  15. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Nah, that happens to loads of superheroes. They killed off Superman then had him return from the dead - it's standard superhero behaviour.
     
  16. Gary

    Gary Vs The Irresistible Farce Supporter

    Read The Boys by Garth Ennis, in it dead superheroes come back as Zombies which covers both theories nicely.
     
  17. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    Which one the guy or his sister?


    regards koyo

    the yunks won't get this one.
     
  18. Polar Bear

    Polar Bear Moved on

    I reckon Jesus was a Pirate. No logical reason, just that everything is better with Pirates.
    How much more fun would the bible be if it had pirates, dinosaurs and ninjas in it. The superhero angle is just dull. Now is he was a pirate superhero, secretly trained by a lost tribe of ninjas hiding in Bethlehem ... AWESOME!!!!!!

    The Bear.
     
  19. koyo

    koyo Passed away, but always remembered. RIP.

    But the dinosaurs would eat all the bears.

    regards koyo
     
  20. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    guys just look at the beard! he was no carpenter, he was a fricking LUMBERJACK!

    so we have a zombie pirate lumberjack super messiah! knvrshun plz kthxbai
     

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