Viking MA

Discussion in 'Western Martial Arts' started by gapjumper, Feb 15, 2013.

  1. gapjumper

    gapjumper Intentionally left blank

    This guy has been talking drivel on other subjects, now it seems he has turned his attention to WMA.

    [ame="http://www.amazon.co.uk/Illustrated-Guide-Viking-Martial-Arts/dp/075248060X/ref=sr_1_1?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1360930905&sr=1-1"]The Illustrated Guide to Viking Martial Arts: Amazon.co.uk: Antony Cummins: Books[/ame]
     
  2. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    So now he's writing more rubbish on another subject he knows nothing about?! I can't believe the cheek of the man! :bang:
     
  3. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    Page 1: Hit bloke with sword.
    Page 2: Stop bloke hitting you by using your shield.
    Page 3: Repeat pages 1 and 2 until you or other bloke are dead.
     
  4. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I never knew you'd trained in the art.

    Much respect Sir. ;)
     
  5. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    What's the issue with Cummins?
     
  6. Stolenbjorn

    Stolenbjorn Valued Member

    The good thing about "Viking martial arts" is that whenever you see those three words together, you know it's a fraud. We don't have any sources whatsoever on how vikings fought, and believe me, as a Norwegian, I've been browsing through most of the candidates.

    It's far more relevant to discuss Rohan martial arts, as we actually have some sources on how those fought (just watch the movies...)
     
  7. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award

    I actually loled at the review on amazon.

    ''we have only chronicles describing feats of arms written as stories, that take a lot of study and reading between the lines. Mr Cummins, has studied these chronicles from a practical perspective useing his own martial experience''
     
  8. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    Isn't Stav from Norway? Is that all a fraud too? I remember reading articles about it and was all a bit suspicious.
     
  9. Dead_pool

    Dead_pool Spes mea in nihil Deus MAP 2017 Moi Award

    Pretty much everything.
     
  10. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    Thanks for the insight! ;)
     
  11. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    There are a number of threads in the Ninjutsu section about Mr Cummins. If you have masochistic tendencies you are welcome to plough through them, but I warn you, they may lead to the uncontrollable urge to gouge out your eyeballs with a spoon...
     
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  12. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    I posted on one of the ninja threads once...I'm still getting over the experience. It's become my Vietnam.

    Never again...
     
  13. Dave76

    Dave76 Valued Member

    I don't know what the problem is. Who is more qualified to write about viking ma than the head of the historical ninja research team!
     
  14. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    What experience?

    The last I saw of him he looked like he was having problems applying gyaku waza to a completely compliant uke!
     
  15. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    After seeing this and his comments on MAP I've decided I'm going to write a book.

    It'll be a women's self defence book based on Sweedish mud wrestling, I'm currently trying to raise funds for research.
     
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  16. gapjumper

    gapjumper Intentionally left blank

    If there are lots of pictures of women mudwrestling, I think you are on to a winner...:)
     
  17. Dave76

    Dave76 Valued Member

    I have a nice camera. I will do the photography for you. :D
     
  18. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    Possible when you consider I'll be the uke. :eek:
     
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  19. Frodocious

    Frodocious She who MUST be obeyed! Moderator Supporter

    Oh well, if that's the case, need any volunteers...

    *looks round for her bikini...* :Angel:
     
  20. Dean Winchester

    Dean Winchester Valued Member

    I'd already put you down. ;)
     

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