Uxbridge English Dictionary

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  1. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Membership - amusingly shaped boat.
     
  2. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Membership card - amusing seaside postcard featuring the above.
    Disappear - Jamaican tour guide in Blackpool.
    Tears - t'things on t'side of a Yorkshireman's head.
    Twine - what t'southerners drink instead of t'bitter.
     
  3. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Bananarama - Fruit based body protection.
     
  4. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Isometric - I so don't do feet and inches.

    Flabberghasted - astonished at your weight.
     
  5. SpikeD

    SpikeD At the Frankenstein Place

    Benign - Ben 10s predecessor
     
  6. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Crockery - Study of crocodiles.

    Witchcraft - Arguement over choice of boat.
     
  7. Pretty In Pink

    Pretty In Pink Moved on MAP 2017 Gold Award

    Legend - The end of a leg.
     
  8. SpikeD

    SpikeD At the Frankenstein Place

    Tye-Dye - Brummagem clearing up
     
  9. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    I had to read it twice but very good. :happy:
     
  10. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Loco parentis - My dad is an engine driver.
     
  11. Oddsbodskins

    Oddsbodskins Troll hunter 2nd Class

    Flagrant- Punish Grant

    Herbal- And she's no playing

    Wardrobe- Battle clothing

    Speaker- Tell her how you feel

    Cup- But can't C down
     
  12. carlos

    carlos MAP Hoo Flung Dung Expert Supporter

    Track - a handy shelf for storing tea
     
  13. John R. Gambit

    John R. Gambit The 'Rona Wrangler

    Fungus = Woeful Pete's nemesis.

    Thesaurus = Appropriate exclamation when pursued by an unidentified dinosaur.

    Asperger's = McDonald's unsuccessful rival fast food chain.

    Geology = The science of informal emphasis.

    Porn = A vase for the cremated remains of a melancholy 19th century poet.

    Internet porn = A web entangling the vase for the cremated remains of a melancholy 19th century poet.

    Thespian = A televised sports network with a lisp.

    Hemorrhoids = informally identifying a steroid abuser.
     
  14. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Somerset - Where badgers spend the summer.
     
  15. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Textile - A walkway in a theatre specifically for social networking.
     
  16. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Twig - Yorkshire hairpiece.

    Trifle - Yorkshire weapon.

    Retail - Yorkshire bitter.

    Twang - What PASmith used to woo Mrs Smith. (Sorry).:evil:
     
  17. Simon

    Simon Moved on Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Seamstress - What my trouser waistband is suffering from*. :cry:
     
  18. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Tart. What y'go to see in t'gallery.

    Mitch
     
  19. ned

    ned Valued Member

    bit late to the party but...


    wing chun - german crane operator

    chi sao - painful cheddar

    er,thats it! :hat:
     
  20. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Trap - what Yorkshire hip-hop stars do on t'records.
    Tower - 60 of t'minutes
    Spam - Exclamation on seeing Pam
    Carpark - built by Noah, especially for fish
     

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