Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Simon, Aug 6, 2010.
Membership - amusingly shaped boat.
Membership card - amusing seaside postcard featuring the above.
Disappear - Jamaican tour guide in Blackpool.
Tears - t'things on t'side of a Yorkshireman's head.
Twine - what t'southerners drink instead of t'bitter.
Bananarama - Fruit based body protection.
Isometric - I so don't do feet and inches.
Flabberghasted - astonished at your weight.
Benign - Ben 10s predecessor
Crockery - Study of crocodiles.
Witchcraft - Arguement over choice of boat.
Legend - The end of a leg.
Tye-Dye - Brummagem clearing up
I had to read it twice but very good. :happy:
Loco parentis - My dad is an engine driver.
Flagrant- Punish Grant
Herbal- And she's no playing
Wardrobe- Battle clothing
Speaker- Tell her how you feel
Cup- But can't C down
Track - a handy shelf for storing tea
Fungus = Woeful Pete's nemesis.
Thesaurus = Appropriate exclamation when pursued by an unidentified dinosaur.
Asperger's = McDonald's unsuccessful rival fast food chain.
Geology = The science of informal emphasis.
Porn = A vase for the cremated remains of a melancholy 19th century poet.
Internet porn = A web entangling the vase for the cremated remains of a melancholy 19th century poet.
Thespian = A televised sports network with a lisp.
Hemorrhoids = informally identifying a steroid abuser.
Somerset - Where badgers spend the summer.
Textile - A walkway in a theatre specifically for social networking.
Twig - Yorkshire hairpiece.
Trifle - Yorkshire weapon.
Retail - Yorkshire bitter.
Twang - What PASmith used to woo Mrs Smith. (Sorry).:evil:
Seamstress - What my trouser waistband is suffering from*. :cry:
Tart. What y'go to see in t'gallery.
bit late to the party but...
wing chun - german crane operator
chi sao - painful cheddar
er,thats it! :hat:
Trap - what Yorkshire hip-hop stars do on t'records.
Tower - 60 of t'minutes
Spam - Exclamation on seeing Pam
Carpark - built by Noah, especially for fish
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