Uxbridge English Dictionary

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  1. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    USB - North American insect

    A La Carte' - Muslim wheelbarrow

    Juniper - Young Israeli.

    And the next one is bad so I apologise.

    Nanotechnology - The wife of Grandad O'Technology
     
  2. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Shaolin - Demonstrate to Lynne, in Birmingham.

    Arnis de Mano - he sure is, especially in Predator oh

    Wu Shu - haunted footwear

    San Shu - a Frenchman without footwear

    Wado ryu - that's a particularly impressive marsupial

    ****o ryu - the opposite of the above

    Jinenkan - for those times when gin in a bottle just isn't portable enough
     
  3. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Superb Post Moosey.
     
  4. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Eye liner - Large ship built by Apple.

    Gelatine - Device for chopping the heads off of Jelly Babies.

    Web site - Distance between the web and the ground.

    Perversion - The cat's side of the story.
     
  5. Simon

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    Just noticed Mitch is reading this thread.

    *Waits to be out Uxbridged* if that is a term.
     
  6. Simon

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    Adultery - What happens after puberty.

    Artichoke - An allergy to paintings.

    Bicycle - sexually confused mode of transport.
     
  7. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Sexpot - To determine the gender of cannabis.

    Paintings - Jamaican torture implements.
     
  8. robertmap

    robertmap Valued Member

    OK...

    Henka - What chickens drive around in.

    Kappo - What you wear on your head-o.

    Ninja - Storage for nins.

    Kamae - What people used before liquid soap.

    Harai goshi - What you say in surprise when meeting the third in line to the English throne.
     
  9. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Dissect - Welsh Religious Subgroup
    Kitcat - Flat Pack Feline

    Mitch
     
  10. Moosey

    Moosey invariably, a moose Supporter

    Waza-Ari - a Glaswegian asking Harry what "that" is.
    Taekwondo - the first step in a recipe for venison burgers.
    Judo-gi - a doggy who joins the Hebrew faith.
     
  11. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Rating - Rastafarian space gun
    Plating - Rastafarian toy
    Hating - Rastafarian stack of dried grass

    Mitch
     
  12. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Superb.
     
  13. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Dictaphone- a person you don't like whom you must contact on the telephone
     
  14. Simon

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    Balderdash - Simon & Mitch having a race.
     
  15. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    :happy:

    Mitch
     
  16. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Hydrating - Move Rastafaran space gun to where it cannot be found.

    Compacting - Rastafarian make up.
     
  17. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Rehydrating - Once again have to move Rastafarian space gun to where it cannot be found.
     
  18. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Big Breaths - Yeth and I'm only thixtheen.
     
  19. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    Polymath - a parrot trained for algebra
     
  20. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Busking - Owner of many buses.
     

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