Two Great Gifts

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by ladyhawk, May 28, 2003.

  1. ladyhawk

    ladyhawk Valued Member

    One day God came to Adam for a brief discussion. "I've got some good news and some bad news." God said. Adam looked thoughtfully at his maker and replied, "Please give me the good news first. "Smiling, God explained, "I've created two new organs for you. One is called a brain. This organ will allow you to be very intelligent, create new things, and carry on productive conversations with Eve. The other organ is called a penis. It will allow you to reproduce your intelligent life form and begin populating the planet. Eve will be very pleased that you are now equipped with this organ as she will be able to conceive children." Adam, very excited, exclaimed, "These are great and wonderful gifts you have given me. What could possibly be bad news after such great tidings?" God then looked upon Adam, and said with great sorrow, "The bad news is I only gave you enough blood to operate one of these organs at a time."
  2. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Some don't have enough to operate either :D
  3. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    LOL! So cruel yet so true LOL!
  4. Cain

    Cain New Member

    Hmmmmm.....gotta admit some of tis true :D

  5. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Some!! ALL of it! Own up Cain :D
  6. morphus

    morphus Doobrey

    Oh......So women have known all along!.....oh dear.:eek:
  7. pgm316

    pgm316 lifting metal

    And whats the problem with that? :D
  8. Spike

    Spike New Member

    Im sorry I don`t get it.

    <stops looking at alyson Hannigan`s website>

    hey, that`s pretty funny!
  9. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Alyson who?

    (((fumbles for Google bookmark)))

    C U T E ! :D
  10. Spike

    Spike New Member


    "Divine" I think is the term you`re looking for.
  11. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Willow from Buffy... who only exists because there aren't enough Scotsmen in Sunnydale, apparently ;)
  12. Spike

    Spike New Member

    She`s just saving herself for me.

    I`ve actually written an episode of buffy where a charming, half gypsy turns up in Sunnydale and Willow falls for him. I need an actor to play the part. someone who`s about my height, my build, same facial structure as me...

    i think i`ll work, I think it`ll get great ratings
  13. Mo Lung

    Mo Lung Hard work!

    Back off! Willow is mine!
  14. ladyhawk

    ladyhawk Valued Member

    No problem.

    A lady can frequently benefit from this physical characteristic and use it to her advantage.
  15. Knight_Errant

    Knight_Errant Banned Banned

    Alyson Hannigan, mmmmmm...

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