Drunk, cos then I can blame that for anything rude I've done... Left over pizza with a spider crawling on it OR Left over kebab with all the fat congealed into several lumps that may or may not have had a spider crawling on it...
Grave-prison term would be shorter kid who took the 200 kicks in karate class vs Dick Cheney's hunting buddy
the kid, who took 200 kicks, if it was GKR, they wouldn't have connected anyway! Dealing with Rude customers, or Dealing with your boyfriends/girlfriends rude parents?
Dealing with rude customers, I have just enough authority to make things awkward for them. My GF's parents are lovely anyway. The price of Petrol or Other Driver's bad Driving
Price of petrol. Stabbing yourself in the man boobs with the sharpened handles of your butterfly knives. OR Hitting yourself on the face with a staff after gau fah has gone wrong?
Stabbing myself. Getting your girlfriend/boyfriend to take you to a female/male strip club or Getting a private show?
attacked by a ninja. Preferably one like ChosonNinja or Rjhartu Punch, punch, pass (the guard) or Puff, puff, pass D)