Things People in SciFi Movies Should Have Learned, But Haven't

Next time you go to stock up on Dilithium Crystals, get much, much more of them than you did last time.

 

If you manage to get hold of your nemesis or worst enemy...just kill him.
Baseball bat round the bonce will do it.
Don't mess about with elaborate rituals, volcanos, sand creatures, traps or torture.
Don't gloat, reveal your subsequent plans or eulogise.
Just kill him as quick as you can.

 

^^^Reminds me of this:
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xAMYHJYesM"]Austin Powers: Scott Evil: What? Are you feeding him? Why don't you just kill him? - YouTube[/ame]

 

53) If your seeing double there is a hologram at work.

Baza

 

54) Yes, you're in space. And no, you shouldn't point your gun at the window.