The reason some girls stay single

http://melodymaker.posterous.com/the-reason-some-girls-stay-single-very-funny

Both sad and hilarious at the same time!

 

I regret nothing. I'm a great catch. It's her loss. Guess she was a lesbian

 

have sent him my colleague's number

 

This is bloody strange. i hate to point this out, but some of the people leaving comments seem to think this is some kind of advert? I'd prefer to believe that...

 

have sent him knight errant's number

 

hey!

 

That was funny

 

Fish of doom tells me Knight Errant is already spoken for..something about fight do????

 

he sure is spread thin. burning the candle at all three ends

 

ok now i must do penance

 

What a wack job! Somebody didn't use Trojans when they conceived that reject.

DO NOT EVER NOT USE TROJANS!!!

-Haste

 

The first message was bad enough. . . but then the second message. . . . gah, that was painful to listen to. Really, it made me squirm, it was so embarrassing for the guy.

 

He's so pimp it's ridiculous.

 

Its not the girl that has psychological issues. WOW!

He sounds like Ron Burgandy, Im very intelligent, I'm very good in bed, I'm quite a catch, I don't have issues, I have many MANY leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. . . .I want to be on you . . . . . . . I WANT TO BE ON YOU!!!!!!!

 

You've got to love the "I'll be in almost all weekend because I'm working on a screenplay. . ." as if that's going to make her think, "ooh, he's a wanna-be no talent writer that tries to impress people by telling them about the crappy screenplay he's writing that he'll never sell. Jackpot!"

I used to actually run a small business selling screenplay writing software that I created. I got a phone call from a guy one time who I swear sounded exactly like this--voice-wise, I mean.

 

Woah, guys, check this out--this link was posted in some of the comments:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitri_the_Lover

Turns out the guy is a rapist doctor.

 

Whoa, that's disturbing. But in retrospect not all that surprising.

I wonder how many of his clients don't realise they're getting dating advice from a rapist.

 

Good point. I meant to say rapist doctor/"seduction guru". My bad.

 

Very disturbing indeed, The guy is dellusional and has a severely warped mind!

 

It sounds like the beginings of a serial killer,abducting women, raping them and killing them, if this is not a fore warning of that then what is.