Q: What do zombie cows eat? A: Graaaaiiins! Q: What is a zombies prefered mode of transport? A: Traaaiiins! Q: What kind of underwear and socks do zombies wear? A: Haaaanes! Zombie 1: "Hey who's keys are those?" Zombie 2: "Jaaaaanes" "I was walking by a zombie optompitrist store and they had a sale on 2 for 1 fraaaaaames!" "My zombie friend just bought a xbox 360 from eb gaaaaames!" "A zombie once went to see the magic of David Blaaaaaaaaine!" "A chinese zombie once approached me and said "Zhai shun shuo zeeeeeiinnss!" Q: What did the zombie buy from the jewlery store? A: Gold chaaaaains! Q: Why did the Zombie have hunger pangs? A: Becasue he had gone 2 weeks without braiiiiiiiins! A stampede of zombies crashed a party and the cops showed up. There were bodies all over the place. The cop said, "Let's get outta here, this party is dead."
Just thought I should say. I do not like it when you make jokes at the expence of my relatives. regards koyo
