DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST It takes less than a minute... Work this out as you read. Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out! 1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have sex. (try for more than once but less than 10) 2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold) 3. Add 5. (for Sunday) 4. Multiply it by 50 - I'll wait while you get the calculator.......... 5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1752 .... If you haven't, add 1751.......... 6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born. You should have a three digit number. The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have sex each week). The next two numbers are .......... YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!) THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2002) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS. IMPRESSIVE, ISN'T IT? ? ?

Wow! I wish I could come up with some brilliant things 2 post like that. Yes, it is really impressive.

It'll work next year if you chuck an extra one into the equation, and so on for every year after. Sorry, just got out of maths. Still in that frame of mind.