sayings?

Discussion in 'Judo' started by FortuneFaded, May 5, 2004.

  1. FortuneFaded

    FortuneFaded Feel my Squirrely wrath!

    Does anyone know of any matras or chants that can be said that are related to judo? the sort of things that clear your head before someone slams you off the mat? cheers.
     
  2. JohnnyX

    JohnnyX Map Addict

    "Pooo, I don't like your aftershave" usually works.

    Cheers. :D
     
  3. El Tejon

    El Tejon MAP'scrazyuncle

    "I just love those ceiling tiles." :D
     
  4. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    "Find a happy place.... Find a happy place..."
     
  5. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    'The quicker we get done here, the sooner we can be down the pub!!!' :D
     
  6. b19vny

    b19vny Valued Member

    "ave It!!!"
     
  7. FortuneFaded

    FortuneFaded Feel my Squirrely wrath!

    Mhh was sort of hoping for something serious lol, fat chance i see? heheheh XD
     
  8. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    'Forget technique, its all about balance. Break the balance and the technique should be waiting there for you.'
     
  9. Furikuchan

    Furikuchan New Member

    Oh, my Sensei has a set of "zen koans" that we make fun of him for because he's been saying the for 9 years.
    "The greatest warrior is not he who conquers his enemies, but he who conquers himself."
    "Look at your watch, answer the phone." (in reference to performing any seoi nage, harai goshi, hane goshi, uchi mata, or tsuri komi goshi.)
    "Be like a blanket, not a board."
    "Be like fish out of water." (In reference to matwork escapes.)
    "Remember, no pain, no pain!"
    "That's why God gave you two"...well, maybe that one's not so encouraging.
     
  10. Captain_Coward

    Captain_Coward Ne-Waza Worm

    Before all my fights i just thought well you are a crazy Mofo you better batter him or everyone is gonna laugh at you.
    Or make you wear a Pink Belt

    "I am an Animal" Repeat a good number of times, preferably through gritted teeth with the occasional Bark or Growl or in Freeforms case maybe a little girly purr.

    joke
     
  11. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Do you know how intimidating it is when the other guy starts purring and winking at you. Scares everyone except the Russians mate! ;)
     
  12. Captain_Coward

    Captain_Coward Ne-Waza Worm

    Haha,

    I actually forgot about that, i always give Ollie and Ed a wee kiss when we are doing Ne-Waza drives them crazy.
    Yeah the Russians always say something like in Soviet Russia we wrestle naked in the Snow, that just freaks me out.

    K
     
  13. La Mancha

    La Mancha Valued Member

    I usually pinch the one sailors used in the napoleonic wars.

    If I wasnt an idiot I wouldnt be here.

    David
     
  14. Furikuchan

    Furikuchan New Member

    I wouldn't suggest the winking too often...
    As one male member of our dojo, who wishes to remain anonymous, said, "I think some of the worst times I got slammed at tournaments were the ones when I winked at the guy before the match."
     
  15. hedgehogey

    hedgehogey Banned Banned

    "You have to accept the idea that maybe god doesn't like you. In all probability, he HATES you...you must realize that eventually you're going to die. Until you know this, you are worthless."
     
  16. saikyou

    saikyou New Member

    he's going down, he's going down, he's going down....
     
  17. Kogusoku

    Kogusoku 髭また伸びた! Supporter

    Osaeba hiite hiiteba osae. "If pushed, pull. If pulled, push."
     

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