Save The Airlines

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Cougar_v203, Mar 16, 2006.

  1. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    TO: Federal Aviation Administration


    Our airline industry is in real trouble, and it's time to start
    fixing this before it's too late. To that end, here are some modest
    suggestions:


    Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place.
    Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!
    What the hell -- the attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking. They
    don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?


    The strippers would at least triple the alcohol sales and get a "party
    atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of course, every heterosexual
    businessman in this country would start flying again, hoping to see naked
    women. Because of the tips, female flight attendants wouldn't need a
    salary, thus saving even more money. Hell, I suspect tips would be so good
    that we could charge the women for working and have them kick back 20% of
    the tips, including lap dances and "special services."


    Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
    women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
    would see record revenues. This is definitely a win-win situation if we
    handle it right -- a golden opportunity to turn a liability into an asset.


    Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
    everything myself?


    Sincerely,

    Bill Clinton
     
  2. FortuneFaded

    FortuneFaded Feel my Squirrely wrath!

    I nodded my head and thought okay, interesting, that is untill i read who wrote this 'suggestion'!

    top marks for a later smirk :D
     
  3. Waldo_Pepper

    Waldo_Pepper Aikidokey

    I think that could work...
     

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