[Satire] Ask me about being short.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Fish Of Doom, Apr 10, 2015.

Page 3 of 4
  1. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    He means it too.

    DSC00634.jpg
     
    Simon, Apr 11, 2015
    #41
  2. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    it wasn't the nipple biting you were a target of, though. bloody tall people, always literally overlooking me :p
     
    Fish Of Doom, Apr 11, 2015
    #42
  3. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Er, yeah, I owe you an apology.

    The first time I met Fish it was dark. I was with a group of people and did the usual hand shaking and saying hello. I turned around the meet Fish and couldn't see him.

    He was completely beneath my gaze.

    I looked down and there he was.

    Sorry. I still feel bad.
     
    Simon, Apr 11, 2015
    #43
  4. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    Moi, Apr 11, 2015
    #44
  5. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    no worries simon, i found it hilarious. your crotch was just a target of opportunity, for obvious reasons :p

    @moi: the dangerous one :p
     
    Fish Of Doom, Apr 11, 2015
    #45
  6. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    From the wording you said to Simon I'd have to agree :)
     
    Moi, Apr 11, 2015
    #46
  7. matveimediaarts

    matveimediaarts Underappreciated genius

    Contrary to what the LOTR folks would have you believe, that's not so.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf-tossing
     
    matveimediaarts, Apr 12, 2015
    #47
  8. Bozza Bostik

    Bozza Bostik Antichrist on Button Moon

    They will if the money's right!
     
    Bozza Bostik, Apr 12, 2015
    #48
  9. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    No kissing though :)
     
    Moi, Apr 12, 2015
    #49
  10. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Does Fish pass the minimum height requirement to be a dwarf?

    Thought he was more hobbit, myself.
     
    Van Zandt, Apr 12, 2015
    #50
  11. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    That was Frodo on account of her hairy feet :)
     
    Moi, Apr 12, 2015
    #51
  12. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    I always thought Frodo was a warg.
     
    Van Zandt, Apr 12, 2015
    #52
  13. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    A Norse Warg or a G.O.T. Warg?

    You can tell I had to Google Warg :)
     
    Moi, Apr 12, 2015
    #53
  14. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    my feet are actually hairy, but hobbits don't even lift.
     
    Fish Of Doom, Apr 12, 2015
    #54
  15. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    They do lift but they don't do legs :)
     
    Moi, Apr 12, 2015
    #55
  16. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Because you're so short, does it even look like you're clearing the weights off the floor?
     
    Van Zandt, Apr 12, 2015
    #56
  17. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    no one can keep their gains if they walk all the way to mordor.
     
    Fish Of Doom, Apr 12, 2015
    #57
  18. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Whichever one smells worst. :p
     
    Van Zandt, Apr 12, 2015
    #58
  19. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    onlywhen i do overhead press
     
    Fish Of Doom, Apr 12, 2015
    #59
  20. Van Zandt

    Van Zandt Mr. High Kick

    Only if they natty.
     
    Van Zandt, Apr 12, 2015
    #60
Page 3 of 4

Share This Page