[Satire] Ask me about being short.

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Fish Of Doom, Apr 10, 2015.

  1. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    It is a subject about which I have a certain degree of understanding. Proceed.
     
  2. Rebel Wado

    Rebel Wado Valued Member

    Are you taller sitting down or standing up?
     
  3. Moi

    Moi Warriors live forever x

    When are you going to destroy the ring?
     
  4. Smitfire

    Smitfire Cactus Schlong

    You have a degree in being short?!?
     
  5. matveimediaarts

    matveimediaarts Underappreciated genius

    Say you approach a tall gal and a short one. Which one rejects you first?
     
  6. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    @rebel: sitting down on most chairs.

    @moi: the octagon's doing a pretty good job at that already.

    @pasmith: 360 degrees of shortness

    @matvei: depends, how tall is your mom?
     
  7. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    PMing a question...Fish will tell you if it was funny.....
     
  8. Simon

    Simon Administrator Admin Supporter MAP 2017 Koyo Award

    Fish and I were at the same table.

    I satire than he did. :D
     
  9. matveimediaarts

    matveimediaarts Underappreciated genius

    Not pertinent to the question, silly fish. :D (she's ~50 years too old for you anyway) Just consider the abstract "tall" and "short". :hat:
     
  10. aaradia

    aaradia Choy Li Fut and Yang Tai Chi Chuan Student Moderator Supporter

    Do you really think short guys have more trouble getting dates? Have you had women turn you down because of your height?

    I have a dear short male friend who thinks so. But, although I love the guy, he is lacking in certain social graces, and I think that has more to do with it.
     
  11. Hannibal

    Hannibal Cry HAVOC and let slip the Dogs of War!!! Supporter

    Fish is a wow with the ladies....he is a real Cassanunder*













    *in memory of Sir Terry
     
  12. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    short guys have trouble getting dates. have you seen the height date trees can reach? :p
     
  13. HarryF

    HarryF Malued Vember

    :D
     
  14. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    this thread delivers :D

    so far no jokes have flown over my head though (my reflexes are too fast. i caught them)
     
  15. Rebel Wado

    Rebel Wado Valued Member

    Fish, don't worry about getting those dates, just carry a BIG stick. :D

    Works with the ladies too. :eek: :ban:
     
  16. bassai

    bassai onwards and upwards ! Moderator Supporter

    Do you ever get bored of navel gazing ?
     
  17. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    occasionally, so i mix it up with nipple biting to keep things fresh :D
     
  18. Mitch

    Mitch Lord Mitch of MAP Admin

    What's on the top shelf in the kitchen cupboards?
     
  19. Fish Of Doom

    Fish Of Doom Will : Mind : Motion Supporter

    my socks.
     
  20. Rebel Wado

    Rebel Wado Valued Member

    Ah, that explains what's on top of the kitchen chair...

    Your foot prints
     

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