Only In America

Discussion in 'General Martial Arts Discussion' started by Angelus, Mar 12, 2006.

  1. Angelus

    Angelus Waiting for summer :D

    >ONLY IN AMERICA:
    > >
    > >Only in America.....do drugstores
    > >make the sick walk all the way to the
    > >back of the store to get their
    > >prescriptions while healthy people can
    > >buy cigarettes at the front.
    > >
    > >Only in America..... .do people order
    > >double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a
    > >diet coke. !
    > >
    > >Only in America......do banks leave
    > >both doors open and then chain the
    > >pens to the counters.
    > >
    > >Only in America......do we leave cars
    > >worth thousands of dollars in the driveway
    > >and put our useless junk in the garage.
    > >
    > >Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in
    > >packages of ten and buns in packages of
    > >eight.
    > >
    > >Only in America......do we use the
    > >word 'politics' to describe the process
    > >so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many'
    > >and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking
    > >creatures'.
    > >
    > >Only in America......do they have
    > >drive-up ATM machines with Braille
    > >lettering.
     
  2. medi

    medi Sadly Passed Away - RIP


    sorry, but you've clearly never experienced the sheer joy of a double hotdog in a single bun.
     
  3. Angelus

    Angelus Waiting for summer :D

    RFOL :D
     
  4. Dragon Brush

    Dragon Brush Valued Member

    Only in CANADA

    Lol, I found this little number. It seems Canada has VERRRRRRY similar problems *cough* :D
     
  5. Angelus

    Angelus Waiting for summer :D

    RFOL OMG but its so true lol
     
  6. AZeitung

    AZeitung The power of Grayskull

    ATM machines? Automatic Teller Machine machines?
     
  7. Banpen Fugyo

    Banpen Fugyo 10000 Changes No Surprise

    hahaha, I didnt even catch that.
     
  8. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....


    With Chili and onions!!!!!!!!!!!

    You and I have got to go eat together!!!!



    How about the government spending billions to stop smoking yet paying farmers subsidies to support the price of tobacco????? :bang:
     
  9. deaddoll

    deaddoll New Member

    Only in America

    Do elderly people with a back brace on (yeah I know they for insurance)
    carry your shopping to your car at the
    supermarket :rolleyes:
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2006
  10. Dragon Brush

    Dragon Brush Valued Member

    Only in Canada do we have cross-dressing lumberjacks! Leeping from tree to tree along the rivers of British Columbia!! :D

    I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay.
    I sleep all night. I work all day.

    I cut down trees. I eat my lunch.
    I go to the lavatory.
    On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
    And have buttered scones for tea.

    I cut down trees. I skip and jump.
    I like to press wild flowers.
    I put on women's clothing
    And hang around in bars.

    I cut down trees. I wear high heels,
    Suspendies, and a bra.
    I wish I'd been a girlie,
    Just like my dear Mama

    Da Song!
     
    Last edited: Mar 23, 2006
  11. Dr.Syn

    Dr.Syn Valued Member

    Too Funny......
     
  12. Dragon Brush

    Dragon Brush Valued Member

    God bless British comedy. :D
     
  13. freak

    freak Valued Member

    we do all of those in canada aswell.....
     
  14. Banpen Fugyo

    Banpen Fugyo 10000 Changes No Surprise

    The ONLY way any of that song rhymes is if you have some kind of retarded deformed accent like a....oh... K, now I get it.
     

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