>ONLY IN AMERICA: > > > >Only in America.....do drugstores > >make the sick walk all the way to the > >back of the store to get their > >prescriptions while healthy people can > >buy cigarettes at the front. > > > >Only in America..... .do people order > >double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a > >diet coke. ! > > > >Only in America......do banks leave > >both doors open and then chain the > >pens to the counters. > > > >Only in America......do we leave cars > >worth thousands of dollars in the driveway > >and put our useless junk in the garage. > > > >Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in > >packages of ten and buns in packages of > >eight. > > > >Only in America......do we use the > >word 'politics' to describe the process > >so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' > >and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking > >creatures'. > > > >Only in America......do they have > >drive-up ATM machines with Braille > >lettering.
Only in CANADA Lol, I found this little number. It seems Canada has VERRRRRRY similar problems *cough*
With Chili and onions!!!!!!!!!!! You and I have got to go eat together!!!! How about the government spending billions to stop smoking yet paying farmers subsidies to support the price of tobacco????? :bang:
Only in America Do elderly people with a back brace on (yeah I know they for insurance) carry your shopping to your car at the supermarket
Only in Canada do we have cross-dressing lumberjacks! Leeping from tree to tree along the rivers of British Columbia!! I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay. I sleep all night. I work all day. I cut down trees. I eat my lunch. I go to the lavatory. On Wednesdays I go shoppin' And have buttered scones for tea. I cut down trees. I skip and jump. I like to press wild flowers. I put on women's clothing And hang around in bars. I cut down trees. I wear high heels, Suspendies, and a bra. I wish I'd been a girlie, Just like my dear Mama Da Song!
The ONLY way any of that song rhymes is if you have some kind of retarded deformed accent like a....oh... K, now I get it.