New Religion?

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by Paratus, Nov 9, 2005.

  1. Paratus

    Paratus aka Mr. Rue

    Flying Spaghetti Monsterism

    I think I would join this religion, mostly for the "full pirate regalia" that would need to be worn by the preachers :D
  2. Tyranith

    Tyranith New Member

    Obey your Noodly Master!
  3. Topher

    Topher allo!

  4. Kwajman

    Kwajman Penguin in paradise....

    Monster Pirates????? I'm there!!!!

    Do we get to eat with our hands and throw bones on the floor and stuff??????
  5. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    there are a few kids at my school who've taken this pretty far.
    I joined for the stripper factory and the beer volcano.
  6. Tyranith

    Tyranith New Member

    I find it offensive that my religion is in the "jokes" section. I want it moved to the religion thread, or the whole religion thread moved to the jokes section.
  7. |MT|omar

    |MT|omar Thai Boxer

    YES!! hahah
  8. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    so do I. i want this thread moved to the Religion section. Or the religion section integrated with the jokes section.
  9. Scarlet Mist

    Scarlet Mist Banned Banned

    I want you moved to the sin bin.
  10. Tyranith

    Tyranith New Member

    Why? Our religion deserves as much a showing as any other (It's tasty, too).
  11. Athleng Nordic

    Athleng Nordic Sadly passed away. RIP. Supporter

    That looked like a munster from a D&D 3ed book.
  12. Alexander

    Alexander Possibly insane.

    Too right!!!

    The evidence for the Flying Spagetti Monster appears on the same, if not on a higher, level of certainty as Christianity. As an Atheist I am seriously re-examining my views in light of my finding out about this way of life.

    Although, I might be more sympathetic to it due to the Italian blood in me and my love of Italy's food. :D

    All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!!

    His Noodly Appendage will guide us in the one true way!!!!!
  13. Tyranith

    Tyranith New Member

    P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection.
    P2. Existence is a perfection.
    C. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.

    Can't argue with that kind of sound logic.
  14. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Lol. nice religion.....
  15. Alexander

    Alexander Possibly insane.

    I believe there is more of the logic as well:

    Cosmological Argument:
    P1. Every event has a cause.
    P2. Infinite regress makes no sense.
    C. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the causa sui, must be the cause of everything as it is the only thing that is the cause of itself and something must have caused the universe.

    Teleological Argument:
    Imagine you stumbled across a watch lying in the middle of the desert. Something that complex must had had a creator. That creator can only be the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

  16. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    this is beginning to sound alot like christianity.
  17. Tyranith

    Tyranith New Member

    If you haven't got it by now maybe you should refrain from digging that hole ;)
  18. tekkengod

    tekkengod the MAP MP

    I was being sarcastic but i forgot the smiley! :)
  19. bjbrent

    bjbrent Valued Member

    You heretics should be ashamed.

    Everyone knows that the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the one true faith!

    Our holy books have been passed down since the time of usenet.
  20. Scarlet Mist

    Scarlet Mist Banned Banned

    Don't people ever get tired of making fun of religion. What sad lives we lead.

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