Flying Spaghetti Monsterism I think I would join this religion, mostly for the "full pirate regalia" that would need to be worn by the preachers
Monster Pirates????? I'm there!!!! Do we get to eat with our hands and throw bones on the floor and stuff??????
there are a few kids at my school who've taken this pretty far. I joined for the stripper factory and the beer volcano.
I find it offensive that my religion is in the "jokes" section. I want it moved to the religion thread, or the whole religion thread moved to the jokes section.
so do I. i want this thread moved to the Religion section. Or the religion section integrated with the jokes section.
Too right!!! The evidence for the Flying Spagetti Monster appears on the same, if not on a higher, level of certainty as Christianity. As an Atheist I am seriously re-examining my views in light of my finding out about this way of life. Although, I might be more sympathetic to it due to the Italian blood in me and my love of Italy's food. All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! His Noodly Appendage will guide us in the one true way!!!!!
P1. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is a being which has every perfection. P2. Existence is a perfection. C. Therefore, the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists. Can't argue with that kind of sound logic.
I believe there is more of the logic as well: Cosmological Argument: P1. Every event has a cause. P2. Infinite regress makes no sense. C. The Flying Spaghetti Monster, the causa sui, must be the cause of everything as it is the only thing that is the cause of itself and something must have caused the universe. Teleological Argument: Imagine you stumbled across a watch lying in the middle of the desert. Something that complex must had had a creator. That creator can only be the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Unquestionable!!!!
You heretics should be ashamed. Everyone knows that the Invisible Pink Unicorn is the one true faith! Our holy books have been passed down since the time of usenet. http://www.invisiblepinkunicorn.com/
