Moderators

Discussion in 'Suggestions, Problems and Tests' started by Ero-Sennin, Dec 29, 2006.

Page 1 of 3
  1. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    How to people become moderators? And what do you guys do when you moderate? Run a sweep in a certain section to see what's going on?
     
    Ero-Sennin, Dec 29, 2006
    #1
  2. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned

    Contact an Admin and throw your name in the pot, as well as your resume.

    Keep a tabs on everything, makes sure everyone's following the rules and behaving properly, keep an eye on me and keep this place the way it is, sweet.
     
    Mei Hua, Dec 29, 2006
    #2
  3. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    First you must train in del-ete-fu and Ban-do, when you have mastered these arts you may take the test (reading the entire one-hand clapping and rant threads). When this is complete you get a frontal lobotomy (after reading the aforementioned threads you have to do this or you'll end up in a tower with a high-powered rifle) and you're a moderator. :D
     
    bcullen, Dec 30, 2006
    #3
  4. Ero-Sennin

    Ero-Sennin Well-Known Member Supporter

    I just. . . I just didn't think . . . .
     
    Ero-Sennin, Dec 30, 2006
    #4
  5. Saz

    Saz Nerd Admin

    Please don't contact an admin - for one, I really don't want to be bombarded with PM's that say "I'll be a mod plz, kthxbi!" and neither do Yoda and Aegis; secondly, the admin pick the mods on various criteria, all of which is highly top secret and kept in a leather bound tome, locked away in Aegis's underpants drawer deep in the dungeon of MAP Towers. Asking to be a mod isn't one of those criteria.

    If you want to be a mod, just behave yourself and post good and constructive content. Thats the very first thing we look for. Mods don't get paid (something not everyone realises) and have to deal with a lot of crap while keeping their cool. Not an easy task.
     
    Saz, Dec 30, 2006
    #5
  6. Chimpcheng

    Chimpcheng Yup... Giant cow head... Supporter

    Hey. how did I make it past the judges then? :confused: :D :love:
     
    Chimpcheng, Dec 30, 2006
    #6
  7. Mei Hua

    Mei Hua Banned Banned

    LMAO!

    Guess I'm out of the running ;)
     
    Mei Hua, Dec 30, 2006
    #7
  8. narcsarge

    narcsarge Masticated Whey


    Ninja flash powder and "POOF", no one knew you were there Chimp! :D
     
    narcsarge, Dec 30, 2006
    #8
  9. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Every village needs an idiot chimps :p
     
    Sgt_Major, Dec 30, 2006
    #9
  10. slipthejab

    slipthejab Hark, a vagrant! Supporter

    as long as there are piles of poo that need to be poked with sticks...
    there will be a need for chimps. :p
     
    slipthejab, Dec 30, 2006
    #10
  11. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    and moderators. :D
     
    bcullen, Dec 30, 2006
    #11
  12. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    To keep the chimps in line :p
     
    Sgt_Major, Dec 30, 2006
    #12
  13. Aegis

    Aegis River Guardian Admin Supporter

    I'm somewhat curious myself...
     
    Aegis, Jan 1, 2007
    #13
  14. Chimpcheng

    Chimpcheng Yup... Giant cow head... Supporter

    But...

    Gah stupid Admin and their high and mighty God like complex lording over us lower beings... :D

    I think it's because of the special 'favours' I give Saz... :love:
     
    Chimpcheng, Jan 1, 2007
    #14
  15. Sam

    Sam Absent-ish member

    *skc_wado hands saz the chimp beating stick wry lent her*
     
    Sam, Jan 1, 2007
    #15
  16. Cuchulain4

    Cuchulain4 Valued Member

    So if you dont get paid, what is the benefit of being a mod?
     
    Cuchulain4, Jan 1, 2007
    #16
  17. Sgt_Major

    Sgt_Major Ex Global Mod Supporter

    Personal satisfaction :D

    That and we do it to help our mates, and to further the mission of MAP
     
    Sgt_Major, Jan 1, 2007
    #17
  18. bcullen

    bcullen They are all perfect.

    Bonus style points that can be traded for sexual favors. :D
     
    bcullen, Jan 2, 2007
    #18
  19. g-bells

    g-bells Don't look up!

    :eek:
     
    g-bells, Jan 2, 2007
    #19
  20. Lily

    Lily Valued Member

    You mean traded between mods? Ewwwww.......

    :D
     
    Lily, Jan 2, 2007
    #20
Page 1 of 3

Share This Page