Martial Arts and Guns

Discussion in 'Off Topic Area' started by ladyhawk, Nov 12, 2002.

  1. ladyhawk

    ladyhawk Valued Member

  2. Cain

    Cain New Member

    LOL good one :D
    but would have been better in the jokes forum
  3. ladyhawk

    ladyhawk Valued Member

    Oppps! Can someone please move it for me, thanks.
  4. Cain

    Cain New Member

    Hmm....You will have to ask Mad Mel The Supermod about that :D
  5. Spike

    Spike New Member

    Obviously the little guy hadn`t gotten to the appropriate level where his Sifu taught him bullet time
  6. Andy Murray

    Andy Murray Sadly passed away. Rest In Peace.

    It's moved. Easy Peasy!
  7. Dragon_Princess

    Dragon_Princess Princess Available

    lol...good one.

    *view again*
  8. YODA

    YODA The Woofing Admin Supporter

    Bullet time?

    Do I detect a fellow Max Payne adict in our midst???
  9. Cain

    Cain New Member

    You just got another one Yoda and that's me :D
  10. kickass

    kickass I AM THE 11th COMMANDMENT

    yay! i love max payne, then again i love almost anything in the media alluding to the "one man army" archetype
  11. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    Max Payne Sucks :D *runsaway* well, the second to me did
  12. kickass

    kickass I AM THE 11th COMMANDMENT

    *chases cougar* :D
  13. TheMightyMcClaw

    TheMightyMcClaw Dashing Space Pirate

    A REAL martial artist would have cought the bullet in his teeth and spat it back five times as fast. :woo:

    Clearly, that guy just didn't know what he was doing. :p
  14. Chingmann

    Chingmann New Member

    What ever!!! A REAL martial artist would have caught the bullet in his teeth, chewed it like lightening and turned it into a million bullet splinters, THEN spat it back five times as fast. :woo:
  15. Cougar_v203

    Cougar_v203 4th surgery....Complete!

    hahahahaha!! Kickass can't catch me *turns on his nos system and goes zoom zoom* :D *then gets caught by the police* :( :cry:
  16. kickass

    kickass I AM THE 11th COMMANDMENT

    *laughs as the police take cougar away* :D

    i think you guys are mistaken, a REAL martial artist would do Qigong to deflect the bullet.
  17. firesprite

    firesprite Irate Pirate

    no your all wrong A REAL martial artist would put their hand up and it would stop. Or maybe thats just the matrix...
  18. NeonxBurst

    NeonxBurst 1st Black

    I got an idea, you guys try your ideas, and I'll just stay away from people with guns.
  19. kickass

    kickass I AM THE 11th COMMANDMENT

    :eek: but wheres the fun in that
  20. Chingmann

    Chingmann New Member

    Yeah!!! >.< Everything must be proven. The ideas here are all gold. *Does Qigong excercises :yeleyes: * 'ok, someone shoot me :woo:

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