Martial Arts and Guns

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LOL good one
but would have been better in the jokes forum
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Oppps! Can someone please move it for me, thanks.

 

Hmm....You will have to ask Mad Mel The Supermod about that
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Obviously the little guy hadn`t gotten to the appropriate level where his Sifu taught him bullet time

 

It's moved. Easy Peasy!

 

lol...good one.

*view again*

 

Bullet time?

Do I detect a fellow Max Payne adict in our midst???

 

You just got another one Yoda and that's me
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yay! i love max payne, then again i love almost anything in the media alluding to the "one man army" archetype

 

Max Payne Sucks *runsaway* well, the second to me did

 

*chases cougar*

 

A REAL martial artist would have cought the bullet in his teeth and spat it back five times as fast. :woo:

Clearly, that guy just didn't know what he was doing.

 

What ever!!! A REAL martial artist would have caught the bullet in his teeth, chewed it like lightening and turned it into a million bullet splinters, THEN spat it back five times as fast. :woo:

 

hahahahaha!! Kickass can't catch me *turns on his nos system and goes zoom zoom* *then gets caught by the police* :cry:

 

*laughs as the police take cougar away*

i think you guys are mistaken, a REAL martial artist would do Qigong to deflect the bullet.

 

no your all wrong A REAL martial artist would put their hand up and it would stop. Or maybe thats just the matrix...

 

I got an idea, you guys try your ideas, and I'll just stay away from people with guns.

 

but wheres the fun in that

 

Yeah!!! >.< Everything must be proven. The ideas here are all gold. *Does Qigong excercises :yeleyes: * 'ok, someone shoot me :woo: