Marriage Proposals for Melanie

Discussion in 'Celebrations!' started by hongkongfuey, Apr 6, 2002.

  1. Burple

    Burple Banned Banned

    Fankoo for invitings me two ure weddingss Mishter Vinsh. I pwomish not to speaksh if U takes that wigg offs.

  2. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Its all set then, Melanie will marry Thomas with Vicar Cooler presiding. Melanie will be escorted up the isle by Waya (Mr Close Protection ;) ) to prevent anyone (Chazz) from stealing the bride. Matron of honor will be K-Girl with Ladyhawk and Fluffydoc acting as brides maids (watch and not trip now). Andy Murray shall be Thomas's best man (Keep an eye on the ring T.V).
    The organ will be played by GreyGhost (even though he has the musical abilities of a rock). The front row will consist of Silver, Tintin, HongKongFuey, CKDstudent and Yoda, who'll all be crying like sissy girls.
    I shall be standing at the door armed with a baseball bat (and the £50 Thomas will give me) to prevent Chazz from running through the door at the 'and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married part', and ruining the day (or making it really interedting).

    Oh, and Burple you gotta make the wedding cake okay?
    Last edited: Jun 15, 2002
  3. STASH

    STASH New Member

    I will prevent this horrible event from happening...Thomas, I challenge you to a duel!!!

    :woo: :woo: :woo:
  4. Silver_no2

    Silver_no2 Avenging Angel

    Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
    Erwrought with gold and silver light,
    The blue & the dim & the dark cloths
    Of night & light & the half light,
    I would spread the cloths under your feet:
    But I, being poor, have only my dreams.
    I have spread my dreams under your feet;
    Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

    Melanie...will you marry me?

  5. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    No Thomas will marry Melanie, I didn't go to the bother of planning their wedding to have you's spoil it!!!
  6. STASH

    STASH New Member

    Thomas do you accept my challenge???
  7. Melanie

    Melanie Bend the rules somewhat.. Supporter

    Hmmm - poetry, Athletic, Financial Consultant....


    Lemme think about it!
  8. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Silver.... Athletic.... Assmatic more like, and he's my consultant and I'm poor so what does that say? (You don't think it's cause I'm constantly mocking him do you?)

  9. Greyghost

    Greyghost Alllll rrigghty then!



    Thats not fair, silver is a great catch....tall dark wait... thats me!!!!!

    He still managed to catch a top french chick.!!!

    I had less trouble understanding her then i did him....but still. That is what the power of mime is for,

    You on the other hand freeform....make me look handsome.

    And i'm John Merricks ugly twin.

    In conclusion Mel....marry a bird...far less hassle and no one will leave the toilet seat up!

    (all accusations made in the above statement where made without the writers consent. Its those damn voices in my head...aaarrrggghhh):Angel:
  10. Kosokun

    Kosokun Valued Member

    A little on the side?


    Marry whomever you want, but can I be your boy toy that you keep on the side?

    :eek: :love: :D

    You know who!
  11. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Unfair #2

    BBBBAAAA!!!! :woo:

    GGGGRRRRR!!! :mad:

    SSNNAARLL!!! :yeleyes:

    (*Noise of sharpeneing already very sharp objects!*)

    :) Yes of course Fraser, when you coming down here again? :confused:
  12. Greyghost

    Greyghost Alllll rrigghty then!

    unfair 3 - the return of the Yogi

    Now listen here young man...we'll have no more talk of sharp instruments...the last time you attacked someone with that japanese hunting trumpet there was arms and legs everywhere.

    I think we should decide this like reasonable adult men.....

    My dads bigger than your dad!!!!

    so there.

  13. Freeform

    Freeform Fully operational War-Pig Supporter

    Unfair#4: The Young 'un strikes back

    That may be.....

    But my dads got a lorry, and he'll run over your dad!
  14. Greyghost

    Greyghost Alllll rrigghty then!

    The good the mad and the colin

    As it happens (jangle jangle jewelry) my wife , yes! wife owns a 8 tonne truck and shes a lot smaller than my dad....

    in fact my dogs are bigger than you.

    and there trained in the art of Ninjitsu.....i can never find the buggers.

    so there.... your reply...sorted mate.

    (the writer of this thread denys all knowledge of every meeting Greyghost as in infact Tintin in disguise)
  15. Silver_no2

    Silver_no2 Avenging Angel

    What is this?!? I quote poetry and you lot threaten each other with your wives!!!! I'd win that one as well, I've got a fully operational Celine to aim and fire at someone! She'd blow you.....I mean that she'd blow you away!!
  16. fluffydoc

    fluffydoc Carry On MAPper

    I am not fighting Celine!!!
  17. Silver_no2

    Silver_no2 Avenging Angel

    I win!!!! You can't catch me lawman, no prison walls can hold me....

    I have the ultimate weapon....even the near invincible, if somewhat inebriated FluffyDoc backs down!

    We mustn't let the plans for our ultimate weapon fall into [enemy] hands.....
  18. fluffydoc

    fluffydoc Carry On MAPper

    Why am I constantly portrayed as a beer monster? I'll never be a bridesmaid at this rate!!
  19. Greyghost

    Greyghost Alllll rrigghty then!

    Ballistic missiles

    You are of course correct , we cannot let our secret weapons fall into the hands of the enemy.

    A fully loaded and prepped female, is by far the most deadly arsenal in the world (read into that what you will!!)

    They should be kept in silos...away from huMANity and well guarded. I hope that in the near future we will never need a female and that there numbers can be humanely reduced.

    It will be a sad day indeed if the world is destroyed by a full on Menstrual Holocaust....

    God help me......god help us all.
  20. Silver_no2

    Silver_no2 Avenging Angel

    Have heart my favourite Fluffy person!!!

    Are you crazy? Loads of the lads would like you to be the bridesmaid! Isn't it traditional for the bridesmaid to get her legover at the reception? Add into the equation that she's known to like a drink or two and the boys must fancy their chances!!! :D

    That said they'd have to get passed FreeForm first.

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