Marriage Proposals for Melanie

Fankoo for invitings me two ure weddingss Mishter Vinsh. I pwomish not to speaksh if U takes that wigg offs.

 

Its all set then, Melanie will marry Thomas with Vicar Cooler presiding. Melanie will be escorted up the isle by Waya (Mr Close Protection ) to prevent anyone (Chazz) from stealing the bride. Matron of honor will be K-Girl with Ladyhawk and Fluffydoc acting as brides maids (watch and not trip now). Andy Murray shall be Thomas's best man (Keep an eye on the ring T.V).
The organ will be played by GreyGhost (even though he has the musical abilities of a rock). The front row will consist of Silver, Tintin, HongKongFuey, CKDstudent and Yoda, who'll all be crying like sissy girls.
I shall be standing at the door armed with a baseball bat (and the £50 Thomas will give me) to prevent Chazz from running through the door at the 'and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married part', and ruining the day (or making it really interedting).

Oh, and Burple you gotta make the wedding cake okay?

 

I will prevent this horrible event from happening...Thomas, I challenge you to a duel!!!

:woo: :woo: :woo:

 

Had I the heavens' embroidered cloths,
Erwrought with gold and silver light,
The blue & the dim & the dark cloths
Of night & light & the half light,
I would spread the cloths under your feet:
But I, being poor, have only my dreams.
I have spread my dreams under your feet;
Tread softly, because you tread on my dreams.

Melanie...will you marry me?

:love:
:Angel:

 

No Thomas will marry Melanie, I didn't go to the bother of planning their wedding to have you's spoil it!!!

 

Thomas do you accept my challenge???

 

Hmmm - poetry, Athletic, Financial Consultant....

<swoon>

Lemme think about it!

 

Silver.... Athletic.... Assmatic more like, and he's my consultant and I'm poor so what does that say? (You don't think it's cause I'm constantly mocking him do you?)

Thanx

 

Unfair

Freeform,

Thats not fair, silver is a great catch....tall dark handsome...no wait... thats me!!!!!

He still managed to catch a top french chick.!!!

I had less trouble understanding her then i did him....but still. That is what the power of mime is for,

You on the other hand freeform....make me look handsome.

And i'm John Merricks ugly twin.

In conclusion Mel....marry a bird...far less hassle and no one will leave the toilet seat up!




(all accusations made in the above statement where made without the writers consent. Its those damn voices in my head...aaarrrggghhh):Angel:

 

A little on the side?

Melanie,

Marry whomever you want, but can I be your boy toy that you keep on the side?

:love:

You know who!

 

Unfair #2

BBBBAAAA!!!! :woo:

GGGGRRRRR!!!

SSNNAARLL!!! :yeleyes:

(*Noise of sharpeneing already very sharp objects!*)

Yes of course Fraser, when you coming down here again?

 

unfair 3 - the return of the Yogi

Now listen here young man...we'll have no more talk of sharp instruments...the last time you attacked someone with that japanese hunting trumpet there was arms and legs everywhere.

I think we should decide this like reasonable adult men.....


My dads bigger than your dad!!!!

so there.


:yeleyes:

 

Unfair#4: The Young 'un strikes back

That may be.....

But my dads got a lorry, and he'll run over your dad!

 

The good the mad and the colin

As it happens (jangle jangle ...jewelry jewelry) my wife , yes!...my wife owns a 8 tonne truck and shes a lot smaller than my dad....

in fact my dogs are bigger than you.

and there trained in the art of Ninjitsu.....i can never find the buggers.


so there....

Ps...got your reply...sorted mate.



(the writer of this thread denys all knowledge of every meeting Greyghost as in infact Tintin in disguise)

 

What is this?!? I quote poetry and you lot threaten each other with your wives!!!! I'd win that one as well, I've got a fully operational Celine to aim and fire at someone! She'd blow you.....I mean that she'd blow you away!!

 

I am not fighting Celine!!!

 

I win!!!! You can't catch me lawman, no prison walls can hold me....

I have the ultimate weapon....even the near invincible, if somewhat inebriated FluffyDoc backs down!

We mustn't let the plans for our ultimate weapon fall into [enemy] hands.....

 

Why am I constantly portrayed as a beer monster? I'll never be a bridesmaid at this rate!!

 

Ballistic missiles

You are of course correct , we cannot let our secret weapons fall into the hands of the enemy.

A fully loaded and prepped female, is by far the most deadly arsenal in the world (read into that what you will!!)

They should be kept in silos...away from huMANity and well guarded. I hope that in the near future we will never need a female and that there numbers can be humanely reduced.

It will be a sad day indeed if the world is destroyed by a full on Menstrual Holocaust....

God help me......god help us all.

 

Have heart my favourite Fluffy person!!!

Are you crazy? Loads of the lads would like you to be the bridesmaid! Isn't it traditional for the bridesmaid to get her legover at the reception? Add into the equation that she's known to like a drink or two and the boys must fancy their chances!!!

That said they'd have to get passed FreeForm first.